I bet Chirac colors outside of the lines

He's no match for Our Leader.

In their faces

As we prepare to take our war against terrorism and WMD's to Iranistan, a nation led by the brutal Ayatollah Adolph Osama bin Sadam, Our Leader is looking to the past as he makes his plans for that nation's future. Reza Pahlavi, son of the late Iranian Shah, is being touted as the man Our Leader has chosen to serve us as Iranistan's new authoritarian precursor to democracy.

I like the idea of using the Shah's son. Not only are we going to overthrow their democratically elected government, we're going to replay the 1953 installation of his father by the CIA . It's the kind of talk-radio-in-your-face act this administration seems to enjoy so much. It's like appointing Gale Norton as the steward of our public lands or allowing Ken Lay to pick the chief electrical power regulator. It's the kind of arrogant display of muscle that thoroughly demoralizes those who would think of attempting to thwart Our Leader's will. Sure, the rest of the world will despise us for it but screw them. We are the hegemon.

We should think about doing the same thing in our own hemisphere. It would really show those commies in Brazil, Venezuela, and Argentina if we placed a few Somozas, Stroessners, and Pinochets in power.

God's will

These are my people

There is nothing better than opening up the newspaper and finding a well reasoned letter like the one reprinted below. Mr. Copeland is my kind of person. We are the backbone of the Republican party, and by extension, this great nation.

Radical Commies

To the editor — I am so tired of hearing all about the free speech the Hollywood elitists, liberal leftists, socialists, communists, and America-haters are supposed to have.

I have not once said they don't have the right to speak. However, I also have the right to respond to what they say. When I say I'm no longer going to listen to the Dixie Chicks, or watch movies that certain leftist-communists are in, or listen to certain commie-leftist female Jewish singers, I am bashed because I am a "right wing whacko, Ditto Head, cold-hearted extremist." I am said to be denying these "Americans" their right to speech.

No! I'm not! But, it seems these radical leftist commies are saying that only they have the right to free speech. I, as a conservative, do not. Because what I say is something they don't agree with. So, I don't have that freedom to respond to what the Chicks say, what Tim Robbins says, or anyone else. I will not support these people any more! They can't force me to! That is my right!

Liberals say Fox News and talk radio are conservatively biased. And CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS and various national newspapers aren't? Liberals are just mad that they don't have control over every form of media! At least Fox News actually presents both sides! And, why it is the most watched cable news network?

People are tired of the liberal point of view. Maybe that's why the liberals keep losing seats in Congress!

REESE COPELAND

Terrace Heights