Wednesday, October 27, 2004

All Ca-Ca

That's how the Left Wing Media is treating our October Surprise: Iraq did too have Weapons of Mass Destruction! We just didn't find them right away because they hid them in a place with a yucky name.

Also, Our Leader is a manly man. He is so manly he isn't even threatened by men being manly with other men. Some of those girly-church-men are upset about this. Other girly-church-men are upset about how Our Leader must be manly, and part of being manly is killing lots of the other side's men.

One girly-church-man had these wimpy words:

"I want to know that my president is troubled about the war," he said. "Otherwise, we would in our future far too easily launch into international conflicts."

No wonder this guy wears girly robes. Leadership means easy launches into conflict. Remember, W is for War Without Worry.