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Thursday, October 06, 2011

Godfearing Heterosexual Supremacist Needs a Right Good Hetero Rogering

Peter J. LaBarbera
Americans for Truth

Dear Mr. LaBarbera,

I don't know if you've had the chance to meet the Anti Sodomy Association's Keith @GodsWordIsLaw, yet. He's pretty new to the Heterosexual Supremacist Movement, but I think he shows a bit of promise.

In his latest action, he protested what he believed to be public homosexualist sex at the Folsom Street Fair, by posting video of the act on his blog. Here's what he had to say about it:
SHOCKING! Homosexuals film depraved pornographic film in clear view of children!!
Then, he linked to the "pornographic film" which he had embedded on his website. The video was from something called He removed it sometime yesterday. I don't know why. But, thankfully, he still links to it.

After watching the video, I think Mr. @GodsWordIsLaw made a mistake. There's nothing homosexual about it. It's just a bunch of naked bikers giving a nice blond fellow a right good heterosexual rogering.

It was probably a biker initiation ritual--or maybe it was just some kind of game where you try to push a naked guy out of a window using nothing more than your "Hard, Fleshy Staff of Righteous Domination". I don't know. You're the one with the large collection of leather biker chaps. You know more about these things than I do. In any event, it was the kind of clean, heterosexual fun in which we all engage.

I'm hoping you'll consider mentoring Mr. @GodsWordIsLaw, so he doesn't embarrass us by making the same mistake again. Heck, maybe the three of us could get together at the compound and show him what a right good heterosexual rogering is all about.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot


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