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Friday, November 04, 2011

Rentboy has Financial Incentive to Work With Heterosupremacists

Maggie Gallagher
Marriage Anti-Defamation Alliance
Institute for Marriage and Public Policy
National Organization For Marriage

Peter J. LaBarbera
Americans for Truth

Dear Mrs. Gallagher and Mr. LaBarbera,

Great news! I received a response from Rentboy.com's Sean Van Sant and it sounds like they may be interested in that training program we discussed--the one that would teach them the difference between innocently putting a guys little soldier in your mouth and committing a sinful homosexualist act. According to him, Rentboy.com has a strong financial incentive to obtain such training for their members:
Escorts are paid for their discretion and it is against the escort-client code to leak private info to the press. Republican political conventions are always very lucrative for escorts and we would not want to risk a good gig.
So now it's time to take the next step and put the training together. We have to do it quickly before another godly Christian conservative is felled by a rentboy's mistaken interpretation of an innocent act.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Addendum: Here's the complete email.

From: Sean Van Sant
To: Gen JC Christian, patriot
Subject: RE: What Constitutes Homosexualism Training Opportunity

Dear "General Christian",

This is a very funny letter. Thank you for copying us. But for the record, rentboy.com does not support the "outing" of clients. Public officials living secret gay lives DO risk exposure--that's their own problem to sort out. But at rentboy.com we believe everyone has a right to screw around and experiment (whether they are Republican or Christian or Maoist Communist) as long as they do not harm each other. Escorts are paid for their discretion and it is against the escort-client code to leak private info to the press. Republican political conventions are always very lucrative for escorts and we would not want to risk a good gig.

I am thinking of writing an official escort-client code of conduct as a guideline for how escorts and clients should try to treat each other with respect. The escort-client relationship is fraught with uneven power/money/attraction dynamics that can result in bad behavior.

It's my personal belief that if you don't like someone's politics, you shouldn't sleep with them! But if money is exchanged, you shouldn't fuck the person over afterwards--it's not good for business and gives escorts a bad rep.

Thank you,

Sean


1 comment:

  1. Anonymous2:51 PM

    For a manwhore, Sean has surprisingly solid ethics

    ReplyDelete

We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.