tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post1456734188653169559..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Rep. Berman and the Dionysian Dance of A Hundred HoplitesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-56104678642558207852009-03-20T16:45:00.000-04:002009-03-20T16:45:00.000-04:00Those of us who lack the rigorous intellectual ski...Those of us who lack the rigorous intellectual skills to pursue an M.S. in Creation Science will have to be content with <A HREF="http://www.grandcanyonassociation.org/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=GCA&Product_Code=M20386&Category_Code=&Search=a+different+view&Search_Type=EXACT&Offset=1" REL="nofollow">this</A> non-technical account written for us lay persons.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09285613459749673038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-34248663498503931682009-03-20T16:25:00.000-04:002009-03-20T16:25:00.000-04:00Science degree in creationism? Is that similar to ...Science degree in creationism? Is that similar to the Patrick McHenry Uber-heterosexual Certification? Or maybe the Dick Cheney Constitutional Protection Citation? Just wonderin'.moondancerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13935190357430177047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-7540810463153200882009-03-20T15:45:00.000-04:002009-03-20T15:45:00.000-04:00Boys have the craziest rituals!Boys have the craziest rituals!I'm Just a Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01391643991238122902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-64552579703705100252009-03-20T14:09:00.000-04:002009-03-20T14:09:00.000-04:00When Texas secedes, I suggest we join Mexico in de...When Texas secedes, I suggest we join Mexico in declaring war on them, then divide the state between us once we've whipped their buttocks. America can have everything east of Austin, and Mexico can have the rest. We'll even throw in Oklahoma, just to sweeten the pot, and to keep Texas from slipping off into the Gulf.Jeff Crookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386092048101815743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-25666166539400819232009-03-20T12:24:00.000-04:002009-03-20T12:24:00.000-04:00Now MJS, to be fair … it’s not so much that they “...Now MJS, to be fair … it’s not so much that they “make shit up”; it’s more like, they believe shit other people made up, a long fucking time ago. Which, come to think of it, is worse; ’cuz at least if they made the shit up it’d show they have a fucking imagination. So, never mind. I take it all back. Carry on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-77850238183303725442009-03-20T06:46:00.000-04:002009-03-20T06:46:00.000-04:00Xian-x, I'm with you and when they succeed in sece...Xian-x, I'm with you and when they succeed in seceding hopefully they will return to the stone age foregoing all the benefits of health care and medicine that "evolutionary biology" has brought us. After all you are people of principle aren't you?knowdoubthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647184346948896676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-44280647164717319202009-03-20T02:59:00.000-04:002009-03-20T02:59:00.000-04:00. . . and Masters of Sciences in Jesusness. Of cou.... . . and Masters of Sciences in Jesusness. <BR/><BR/>Of course, the next step is a BS in Jesusness.Drama Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05927924572136321486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-73994035179759057552009-03-20T01:09:00.000-04:002009-03-20T01:09:00.000-04:00It really does come down to "we can make shit up" ...It really does come down to "we can make shit up" while "your quantifiable research is doo-doo." I expect to see a Texas-sized placard over the east wing that reads "Department of Jesusness."<BR/><BR/>++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-5967495182876065212009-03-20T00:57:00.000-04:002009-03-20T00:57:00.000-04:00When Texas secedes (also thanks to Rep. Berman) an...When <A HREF="http://earthhopenetwork.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=1951" REL="nofollow">Texas secedes</A> (also thanks to Rep. Berman) and elects <A HREF="http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103" REL="nofollow">Chuck Norris</A> as its president, maybe they can go one step further and stop authorizing degrees in bogus subjects like evolutionary biology.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09285613459749673038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-78699774478107533642009-03-20T00:34:00.000-04:002009-03-20T00:34:00.000-04:00General sir, I think Rep. Berman is thinking small...General sir, I think Rep. Berman is thinking small - why settle for a Masters when you can put in a little extra work and get a doctorate? Think of it sir, a Ph.D in Spartan Wrestling Studies with an additional specialization in spatula-wielding or gladiator film studies! It could even be paired with a Doctor of Divinty program for those interested in providing faith healthing of wrestling injuries...providing tender nusing care for those with the aformentioned "spear droop" or simply soothing muscles tired and sore from the hours of practice on the wrestling mat, annointing them with scented oil and healing balms, kneading out the knots in the mighty thews of one's Spartan brethern...uh, excuse me sir, I need to... um...check on the melon patch.Rev.Paperboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561796588927776371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-73828679711720901842009-03-20T00:14:00.000-04:002009-03-20T00:14:00.000-04:00The problem with spartans is that they chose a Sco...The problem with spartans is that they chose a Scottish guy with a hippie beard to be their king.<BR/><BR/>I can handle the leather diapers but the accent has got to go.Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15126750605069711353noreply@blogger.com