tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post1493376167545397143..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Does Rep. Damschen have a sick lust for melonsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-58914565328190903172009-02-28T23:14:00.000-05:002009-02-28T23:14:00.000-05:00So, uh......does Torley know about this?So, uh...<BR/><BR/>...does Torley know about this?HomerTheBravehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261248973011130957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-74143879085038938462009-02-27T06:17:00.000-05:002009-02-27T06:17:00.000-05:00Dear denelian,YOu are obviously mistaken and in th...Dear denelian,<BR/>YOu are obviously mistaken and in the wrong place, this is a "manly forum", as such Mon General points out to us that only spermatazoan-Americans are worthy of saving cause we all know that there is no such person as a "Ovum-American" (which by the way is a made up word, and even if there were the needs of the many, 412,000,001 of them would be more important then that of the few.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07841529414462271214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-37742236636237919892009-02-26T01:33:00.000-05:002009-02-26T01:33:00.000-05:00i'm here from Pandagon, a site which has been foll...i'm here from Pandagon, a site which has been following this conversation with deep, deep interest.<BR/><BR/>i have to ask, General sir, how are you planning on saving all the Ovum-Americans? in the case of Sperma-Americans (its a nick-name, ok?) it is relatively easy to save them. but Ovum-Americans are dead before they leave their happy homeland... that is why they leave to begin with. should we be staging mass interventions in our fallopian tubes every month, to save the Ovum-Americans from bondage and death? (and if they fertilized *during* a Bondage scene, is that ferilization still a good fertilization?). i'm waiting, with baited breath, for your words of wisdom on this keen and important matter of intercession!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-83509574014811436642009-02-25T22:41:00.000-05:002009-02-25T22:41:00.000-05:00Go for it. Let the mother fucking jackasses pass ...Go for it. Let the mother fucking jackasses pass the law.<BR/><BR/>Honest to fucking God, even if it hasn't passed yet, every single woman in the state of North Dakota who even SUSPECTS she is pregnant should immediately apply for every monetary and legal benefit allowed for a "person" in that state. TANF, Medicaid, Food stamps, SCHIP--shit, go ahead and claim them this year as an exemption against taxes owed--in this case a woman could have literally had at LEAST 12 humans to claim--what ever a "person" is eligible to get under state law. Drain the coffers and cash yer check, ladies!!!<BR/><BR/>In approximately two weeks after figuring out what turds they are, the ND Republicans will be BEGGING the electorate to repeal this law.Thinkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08851719324168777189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-85751461106689072742009-02-25T20:10:00.000-05:002009-02-25T20:10:00.000-05:00It's getting to the point where a story about a he...It's getting to the point where a story about a heterosexual, happily married (to either an opposite or same-sex partner) Republican leader who doesn't have *really* unusual sexual habits is "man bites dog", the default "dog bites man" assumption is that there's something exotically sexually abnormal about him in the "don't leave him alone with your pets, kids, livestock, or household appliances" sense of abnormal.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07728304604104739544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-35620669831844768722009-02-25T19:59:00.000-05:002009-02-25T19:59:00.000-05:00Rep. Damschen must be kidding. Of course the sperm...Rep. Damschen must be kidding. Of course the spermatozoan-Americans are fully human. So are the ovarian-Americans. If they weren't, why would Christian pharmacists be refusing to fill prescription contraceptives?sharonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08373027426802320587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-32032116145069789042009-02-25T11:07:00.000-05:002009-02-25T11:07:00.000-05:00Jesus Christ. Hasn’t anybody ever told Damschen t...Jesus Christ. Hasn’t anybody ever told Damschen that the worst kind of prick is a humorless prick?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-33355586382220240942009-02-25T09:46:00.000-05:002009-02-25T09:46:00.000-05:00Man, he's talking about Biology, and as I learned ...Man, he's talking about Biology, and as I learned is Sister Mary Martha's 8th grade, Biology is for heathens. Procreation is a miracle every single time. Especially for me, when the first miracle is even getting the opportunity to procreate. <BR/><BR/>Obviously, this man doesn't believe in Jesus. Hello? Virgin birth, anybody? Surely the Congressman isn't suggesting God blew a load in her woohoo. Yet by the Divine Miracle, Mary's female egg developed into a boy, which is totally contrary to this "Biology" he so deperately clings to in his lost spiritual state. He's just asking for a good rebuking with one of those metal yard sticks from Father Wodehose's 11th grade mechanical drafting class - a whack so loud even the devil can hear it over the screams of his victims.Jeff Crookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386092048101815743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-6832253012388116822009-02-25T09:23:00.000-05:002009-02-25T09:23:00.000-05:00Gosh! An I the only one who found that Youtube vid...Gosh! An I the only one who found that Youtube vid ... ummm, stimulating?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10488366029894947739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-60205922134441176302009-02-25T07:14:00.000-05:002009-02-25T07:14:00.000-05:00General, Sir:I'm guessin' that Chuckie raises Oils...General, Sir:<BR/><BR/>I'm guessin' that Chuckie raises Oilseed Sunflowers or mebbe wheat. And he's prolly using some GM seedstock. I wonder how GOD feels 'bout dat? Fuckin' with creation, after all, is fuckin' with creation.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-83710852958138724872009-02-25T03:41:00.000-05:002009-02-25T03:41:00.000-05:00He wasn't very nice.He wasn't very nice.Drama Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05927924572136321486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-55794221539879767972009-02-25T02:10:00.000-05:002009-02-25T02:10:00.000-05:00I am still waiting for any conservative politician...I am still waiting for any conservative politician or pundit to come on national television and tell us how they saved themselves for marriage.Matt Osbornehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00775385227870993490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-40501799568282554362009-02-25T01:48:00.000-05:002009-02-25T01:48:00.000-05:00Perhaps the good Rep. Chuck has already fought nd ...Perhaps the good Rep. Chuck has already fought nd won this battle? It might account for how his reply seems so meloncholy.Geoff.Eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09310487641932557411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-19235126190728275802009-02-25T01:30:00.000-05:002009-02-25T01:30:00.000-05:00Gen'l, I can see you smoke Marlboros -- a manly ci...Gen'l, I can see you smoke Marlboros -- a manly cigarette if there ever was one, and not nearly so evil of a habit as Onanism -- but what do watermelons smoke? I would think it would be menthols, cause they're so green-tasting and all, but I could be wrong.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-30015033815571722372009-02-25T00:16:00.000-05:002009-02-25T00:16:00.000-05:00...the sperm has to fertilize the egg to begin the...<I>...the sperm has to fertilize the egg to begin the first stage of life - conception. No life has ever fully developed without first completing this stage.</I><BR/><BR/>Obviously this man does not believe in the One True God, our Creator who made Adam out of Turf Builder and mulch. Rumor has it that Adam was massaging his snake head when Eve threw an apple at him. Just saying.<BR/><BR/>++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.com