tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post1498339177686756902..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Me & Mitch Enjoying God ForeverUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-84011389003451999802009-12-31T20:17:41.457-05:002009-12-31T20:17:41.457-05:00This Mitch Daniels is the same GOP brain trust tha...This Mitch Daniels is the same GOP brain trust that sold off Indiana's toll roads to a foreign company because, you know, he just loves America so much. (Check for VapoRub under his tearful eyes.) Hoosiers are just beginning to notice that wasn't such a good idea as the company is steadily raising tolls and there's not a damn thing they can do about it. <br /><br />Since his Indiana political career is likely over, think 'My Man' Mitch may be auditioning for a run at the presidency with this cretinous claptrap? He's got a hard row to -- ahem -- hoe with Mommie Dearest from Wasilla on the scene, and the Mittster waiting in the wings, but you almost have to admire his sheer moronic spunk.<br /><br />All of you have a reasonably safe and wildly drunken New Year. The horrible 'Bush zero' decade is finally over.Rick Janeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08782755645801906878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-87970805800517705712009-12-31T10:23:43.504-05:002009-12-31T10:23:43.504-05:00Dan Brown told me sangrea means Jesus blood.Dan Brown told me sangrea means Jesus blood.Jeff Crookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386092048101815743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-53344159060189476152009-12-31T07:58:18.357-05:002009-12-31T07:58:18.357-05:00Nomi:
Like this one? http://www.youtube.com/wa...Nomi: <br /><br />Like this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eawdemocommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-63781245231967105962009-12-31T02:45:04.276-05:002009-12-31T02:45:04.276-05:00One day, I will learn to spell/type at the same t...One day, I will learn to spell/type at the same time. Life and Vodka are good. Happy New Year!!jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-24992575267028968572009-12-31T02:43:15.395-05:002009-12-31T02:43:15.395-05:00I've never understood why there is not a reall...I've never understood why there is not a really nice spinach dip for that Jesus wafer. Think about it: Completely kosher - no mixing of dairy with meat, no shellfish, no wearing different fabrics, etc. Clearly no bacon (although spinach dip/wafer/cheese/bacon is teh ultimate of awesome!)<br /><br />The spinach dip could symbolize a baptism. The dunking into the pure waters, if you can visualize without guilt (Catholics, I'm talking to you).<br /><br />So...I'm boldly going with this idea. The spinach dip is a baptism, the pita chip is the wafer and the beverage of the moment is the blood. I'm inviting the Lord jesus to enjoy this with me, so there is no sacrilidge involved.jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-69758525222932211852009-12-30T22:25:28.306-05:002009-12-30T22:25:28.306-05:00Back in college, we used to make a drink called a ...Back in college, we used to make a drink called a Purple Jesus--basically any clear liquor mixed with Welch's grape juice. (By "make a drink" I mean "pour into the largest available semi-clean container.")mutzalihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720707287114630951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-37151981149012596692009-12-30T21:14:36.554-05:002009-12-30T21:14:36.554-05:00Any decent Chocolate Jesus recipes out there?Any decent Chocolate Jesus recipes out there?Nomihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09446951216134727755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-65154526844524184012009-12-30T14:19:52.392-05:002009-12-30T14:19:52.392-05:00Dear Miss Poppy Hussein Dixon:
Mocking Jesus, eve...Dear Miss Poppy Hussein Dixon:<br /><br />Mocking Jesus, even in a pieish sortaway, is fraught with grave peril. I would suggest using them crackers for a nice side dish of Saltines&Gomorrah.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-63959819412483336242009-12-30T10:22:45.509-05:002009-12-30T10:22:45.509-05:00Well, I’m happy to say that we Midwesterners are j...Well, I’m happy to say that we Midwesterners are just as able to bring the crazy as anybody in the South. Woo-hoo!<br /><br />Oddly, though, the bright read state of Indiana went for that brown fella in the last election. As if <i>that</i> isn’t one of the signs of the apocalypse. Next thing you know, the Cubs’ll win the National League pennant.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-46511289911743235412009-12-30T09:24:22.489-05:002009-12-30T09:24:22.489-05:00Last weekend for my family Christmas gathering, I ...Last weekend for my family Christmas gathering, I served Christ on a Cracker. People just gobbled Him up.Jeff Crookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386092048101815743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-69981764436326544442009-12-30T07:43:23.997-05:002009-12-30T07:43:23.997-05:00If you're out of Jesus, you can substitute Rit...If you're out of Jesus, you can substitute Ritz crackers for a nice mock Jesus pie.<br /><br />PS GordonA - brilliant!Miss Poppy Dixonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661716869344219213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-71864283563783419032009-12-30T01:54:20.951-05:002009-12-30T01:54:20.951-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-62906960518806293472009-12-30T00:30:39.798-05:002009-12-30T00:30:39.798-05:00If you can't shake up the ingredients for the ...If you can't shake up the ingredients for the Jesus' Flesh Pie in a Fritos bag, would it be OK to do it oneathem Popish hats?<br /><br />P.S. I always thought the "H" in Jesus H. Christ stood for "Hairy."Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-39467066748307659652009-12-30T00:21:16.820-05:002009-12-30T00:21:16.820-05:00Pete Bogs
The "H" stands for Hussein.
J...Pete Bogs<br /><br />The "H" stands for Hussein.<br />Jesus Hussein Christ.GordonAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02951078758443178431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-62855824484312415902009-12-30T00:05:02.979-05:002009-12-30T00:05:02.979-05:00General, Sir:
That recipe sounds even BETTER than...General, Sir:<br /><br />That recipe sounds even BETTER than Frito Pie. The Christer Cocktail sounds yummy but this time of the year when it's like 8 fucking degrees out (and about 45 in my kitchen) I'm gonna want someting hot. I think a nice Blood'O'TheLamb Hemolatte is gonna hit the spot. Just substitute hot coffee and Stroh's 151 Rum and you're off to the races.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-13908189137939402032009-12-29T21:55:03.107-05:002009-12-29T21:55:03.107-05:00Thanks for the recipes, JC. Perfect for a vegetari...Thanks for the recipes, JC. Perfect for a vegetarian humanist like myself.<br /><br />PS: What's the "H" (your middle name) stand for?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com