tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post2119301796781324811..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Arrrrrrg! Pour me another venti mocha. I missed the 3:15 to Bainbridge Island.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-66344692277598757212009-02-24T16:52:00.000-05:002009-02-24T16:52:00.000-05:00Bukko, mate, it wasn't the Royal New Zealand Navy ...Bukko, mate, it wasn't the Royal New Zealand Navy that coined the call "Abandon sheep."Mentis Fugithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07964443139632139131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-43362734885563471602009-02-24T15:59:00.000-05:002009-02-24T15:59:00.000-05:00You people are all missing the bigger picture. Sur...You people are all missing the bigger picture. Sure, it's a Somali coin, but it's a Somali coin <I>from 2002</I>. They're not just pirates, they're <I>time-traveling pirates</I>.<BR/><BR/>We are soooo screwed.Sophisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898864459596225234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-27807209427619952972009-02-23T22:45:00.000-05:002009-02-23T22:45:00.000-05:00I have the same problem down here with the goddamn...I have the same problem down here with the goddamn New Zealand money sneaking out of the till. Same size, same queen on the front, the only difference is that there's kiwis and strange animals on the backs of the coins instead of lyre birds and Aboriginal elders and normal stuff like that. And that NZ money is worth 25% less!<BR/><BR/>Fortunately, the only people who seem to notice are the Korean shopkeepers. They're some sharp-eyed buggers. Must be something about the slant.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, I reckon the Kiwis (the people, not the birds) are scouting out something nefarious. No sheep is safe, I tell ya. No male one, that is. The females have always been at risk since the convict days...Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-66875731100675284592009-02-23T16:08:00.000-05:002009-02-23T16:08:00.000-05:00It's a humour column, right. Right? I mean, she's ...It's a humour column, right. Right? I mean, she's not the new Dave Barry, but it's not a bad parody of Republican-voting paranoia and ignorance. I'd give it at least a six.Mentis Fugithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07964443139632139131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-67126252349478230342009-02-23T15:47:00.000-05:002009-02-23T15:47:00.000-05:00MoJoe: Why, of course I only drink American Guinn...MoJoe: Why, of course I only drink American Guinness. Whadaya take me for, a goddam foreigner?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-52409900285516127872009-02-23T15:37:00.000-05:002009-02-23T15:37:00.000-05:00I swear I don't know how they got past my blockade...I swear I don't know how they got past my blockade at the Port of Oakland. Those pirates is tricksy, they is!I'm Just a Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01391643991238122902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-31970049686848290582009-02-23T14:36:00.000-05:002009-02-23T14:36:00.000-05:00Yes Ms Ferguson, Puget Sound is indeed heavily pop...Yes Ms Ferguson, Puget Sound is indeed heavily populated with Somali pirates eager to hijack the Spokane and the Walla Walla, violate our daughters and desecrate the flag. Under the auspices of the current muslim infiltrated administration, they have been given carte blanche to take this land to establish a new Islamic outpost in the Pacific Northwest. Good Americans such as ourselves knew that Sharia law would quickly follow the illegitimate election of the foreign born scourge named Barack HUSSEIN Obama! As a fellow patriot, I urge you to hole up in your trailer and not call anymore attention to yourself, as you could now be in grave danger for having exposed their nefarious plot! Disconnect your phone, board up your windows and trust no one! And for god's sake and the sake of America, don't risk writing anymore exposes about our new Muslim overlords until the Idaho Militias rescues you!<BR/>God Bless America!samdinistahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02116481965907334323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-37224603390322067432009-02-23T13:33:00.000-05:002009-02-23T13:33:00.000-05:00Dave, dude, it's only a bad thing if it's that dam...Dave, dude, it's only a bad thing if it's that damned imported Guinness and not a good ol' <A HREF="http://hiphappy.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/redneck_cooler_races.jpg" REL="nofollow">'Murikan brew</A>.MOJoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06321783342229089819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-80682786380731749882009-02-23T13:27:00.000-05:002009-02-23T13:27:00.000-05:00I have it on good authority that Somali pirates lo...I have it on good authority that Somali pirates look like black people. Which, when you think about it, is damn scary. They could be hiding ANYWHERE!!!!!1!!!!111!<BR/><BR/>Except in my neighborhood, of course. But one can't lock oneself inside the gated community forever, can one? I mean, seriously, we don't even have a Starbucks in here. Maybe we should rethink that whole retail zoning ban. If we could get some decent shops in here, we'd never have to leave!!Jeff Crookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386092048101815743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-18645712334820448532009-02-23T13:01:00.000-05:002009-02-23T13:01:00.000-05:00Gen’rul, sir. You say “Guinness-swilling drunks” ...Gen’rul, sir. You say “Guinness-swilling drunks” like it’s a bad thing. Why, it’s patriotism of the highest order, ask me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-39438391136946374182009-02-23T12:07:00.000-05:002009-02-23T12:07:00.000-05:00I don’t even know what a Somalian looks like, They...<I>I don’t even know what a Somalian looks like, </I><BR/><BR/>They look like <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iman_(model)" REL="nofollow">this.</A> About 10^6% times better than that fat pig who thinks they are all pirates.The Bobshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06278431129841652926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-27311905343819038922009-02-23T10:42:00.000-05:002009-02-23T10:42:00.000-05:00You're right to be wary of the potato munching mic...You're right to be wary of the potato munching micks - they are well organized and their influence reaches to the very top reaches of government. Remember how that 911 memorial in Pennsylvania was shaped like a musselman cresent? Well, think about it - every single city and town in this nation, big and small, has some sort of park in it. Parks filled with grass.<BR/><BR/><I>GREEN</I> grass.<BR/><BR/>We're through the looking glass, here, people.Ugluks Fleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07736087597235009092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-53289269649564023902009-02-23T10:30:00.000-05:002009-02-23T10:30:00.000-05:00I feel safer with Mrs Ferg on duty. You can't trus...I feel safer with Mrs Ferg on duty. You can't trust anybody what puts camels on coins.MOJoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06321783342229089819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-55873720048472132422009-02-23T09:54:00.000-05:002009-02-23T09:54:00.000-05:00Addendum: I have to report that when confronted wi...Addendum: I have to report that when confronted with lesser challenges in the past, the little soldier's performance has been dismal. He has reverted to what only could be likened to and appears as a bellybutton often referred to as an iney, as opposed to an outey. The little guy goes AWOL and can't be even located until the threat has passed.knowdoubthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647184346948896676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-55072640738210126932009-02-23T09:43:00.000-05:002009-02-23T09:43:00.000-05:00Brother knowdoubt stands ready to carry the torch ...Brother knowdoubt stands ready to carry the torch for the cause and prove his devotion, anytime, anywhere. The little soldier does have a mind all its own, though and tells me that such a mission would most likely be beyond his capabilities absent enormous support.knowdoubthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647184346948896676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-32608298759897238702009-02-23T06:53:00.000-05:002009-02-23T06:53:00.000-05:00General, Sir:Is this Pammy Atlasshagged's mommy? ...General, Sir:<BR/><BR/>Is this Pammy Atlasshagged's mommy? I mean, she is the doyenne of dumbfuckery, if ever there was one. It would be a shame if this woman went home to JESUS without bearing her share of progeny. If she's willin', and if Brother Knowdoubt is ready for a challenge--that will prove his deovotion to the cause of the GC(Cubed)R then I say, "Cry havoc, and let slip the little soldier of war!"<BR/><BR/>Oh, btw, Sir; I've been seeing an ad with some guys in a pirate outfit playing guitar and singing about identity theft. It all sounds very Somalian to me (although he must be from the part of Somalia that is near the Baltic Sea).democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-5353789141424765662009-02-23T06:25:00.000-05:002009-02-23T06:25:00.000-05:00Wait until she finds out about the Chinese restaur...Wait until she finds out about the Chinese restaurant -- those Chinese are atheistic communists, you know!!Rev.Paperboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561796588927776371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-92033926893896135532009-02-23T00:59:00.000-05:002009-02-23T00:59:00.000-05:00Somalian Pirates in the Pacific Northwest!i took t...Somalian Pirates in the Pacific Northwest!<BR/><BR/>i took the wheel of the captain's ship<BR/>and steered her through the pass<BR/>a ferry ship at a rapid clip<BR/>as precious as a lass<BR/><BR/>we sighted land and prepped the mast<BR/>our port called out to us<BR/>but pirate scum turned us to chum<BR/>and turned our dreams to rust<BR/><BR/>(chorus)<BR/>somalian pirates<BR/>so far from home<BR/>they took our children<BR/>they took our iPhones<BR/>somalian pirates<BR/>of the great northwest<BR/>somalian pirates<BR/>are brutal, fucking pests<BR/><BR/>avast, avaunt me hearties<BR/>they made us walk the plank<BR/>they didst divest our treasure chest<BR/>before our ship they sank<BR/><BR/>how did they manage this trick<BR/>so far from the continent dark?<BR/>just ask the good folk of bremerton<BR/>what happened to noah's ark<BR/><BR/>(chorus)<BR/>somalian pirates<BR/>so far from home<BR/>they took our children<BR/>they took our iPhones<BR/>somalian pirates<BR/>of the great northwest<BR/>somalian pirates<BR/>are brutal, fucking pests<BR/><BR/>++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-83083261778732508432009-02-23T00:55:00.001-05:002009-02-23T00:55:00.001-05:00Believe she needs to be "jolly rogered". If Palin ...Believe she needs to be "jolly rogered". If Palin can see Russia, I ought to be able to keep an eye on the Panama Canal for those slimey bilge rats..... <BR/><BR/>I thought we had these folks cornered here in Texas in training for high office?willishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01169838727403996026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-7220329513405715982009-02-23T00:55:00.000-05:002009-02-23T00:55:00.000-05:00General Sir!The good Sister Ferguson might be on t...General Sir!<BR/><BR/>The good Sister Ferguson might be on to something else: The Somalians are trying to undermine our economy by co-mingling their pocket change with our own in the Safeway change machine. Think of the damage the Somalians have done to our economy! Why I bet they have even taken out home mortgages within our borders and are in default right now! Those bastards!!!jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-66873167075086741662009-02-23T00:17:00.000-05:002009-02-23T00:17:00.000-05:00A coupla weeks ago I went to the roller derby in B...A coupla weeks ago I went to the roller derby in Bremerton. I feel so stupid because I didn't even think to keep my eyes peeled for Somalian pirates. Close call. Now I know to be on the lookout. Whew.Drama Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05927924572136321486noreply@blogger.com