tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post2708056935647573715..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: I Enter Pastor Anderson's Darwinistofascist Art ContestUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-86102715565666236212011-02-03T22:00:51.842-05:002011-02-03T22:00:51.842-05:00Dearest General,
I desperately looked for the man...Dearest General,<br /><br />I desperately looked for the manly bulge that you indicated was in the video but was disappointed not to find it. Please specify the minute and second that it can be found.<br /><br />Heterosexually yours, in a Larry Craig sort of way, JKBUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15650615983268599092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-13424042734010210772011-02-03T18:13:47.147-05:002011-02-03T18:13:47.147-05:00Herr General:That's quite the mullett that JC ...Herr General:That's quite the mullett that JC is sporting in your illustration.Jack McCarthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03834184644187204163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-55842209426899993122011-02-03T17:15:47.701-05:002011-02-03T17:15:47.701-05:00Since I don't have sound here, I tried the bet...Since I don't have sound here, I tried the beta Closed Caption option and was rather confused by what was said. For example:<br /><br />"they were able to find it like being an ass any alex crowell"<br /><br />"hannah's heart attacks is material"<br /><br />"based on false and recovered stains"<br /><br />"he's alive"<br /><br />"shake hands"<br /><br />"visitation coming up"<br /><br />"is still alive denied it and say your telephone bill I didn't want to believe in the land and water"<br /><br />"parody is making stuffed behavior"<br /><br />"you have to be on the route for armies equipment"<br /><br />"I think I was just totally tomorrow"<br /><br />"everybody else is a ref"<br /><br />"but there also looks like oklahoma for all"<br /><br />"Stalin, Arby's are Frankfinn institute fraud you're decided not to see here, Bill"<br /><br />"it's lonely regularly"<br /><br />This just doesn't make sense to me, is it clearer with audio?Benhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15116206962265336692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-11430650867763509982011-02-02T12:28:13.037-05:002011-02-02T12:28:13.037-05:00I for one do not believe Jesus was a homosexualist...I for one do not believe Jesus was a homosexualist.<br />Sure, we don't actually have an effing clue what he did for most of his life, but that doesn't mean he was a fan of Dorothy.<br />Sure, he didn't get married in a time where bloody everyone did, but that didn't mean he preferred butts.<br />Mary Magdalene was allegedly a hooker, and we don't know that Jesus was a fag hag, so we can assume he put his little soldier in her. <br />Of course, he wore protection because there is no such thing as the son of the son of God. There is certainly no son of the son of the son of God.<br />So sure, maybe he needed Viagra a bit earlier than it was invented. Maybe he didn't find the local girls to his liking. Sure, maybe he had a slapper as a friend, along with 12 men. That doesn't mean he liked to hide his sausage in his disciple's cave of shame.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-3600514404124647342011-02-02T03:09:15.153-05:002011-02-02T03:09:15.153-05:00I'm with BC. That photo makes Jebus look like ...I'm with BC. That photo makes Jebus look like He was a Middle Easterner or an <a href="http://www.jesusinegypt.com/" rel="nofollow">e-Gipper</a> or Hebrewish. Bad lighting job, whoever was setting the flashbulb. I like the photos I have of Him when He was blond.<br /><br />P.S. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joe-mirabella/elton-johns-egypt-concert_b_566341.html" rel="nofollow">When you're in Egypt, don't call Jesus a homosexualist.</a> Or anywhere else, for that matter.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-4190183326014900012011-02-02T02:18:49.378-05:002011-02-02T02:18:49.378-05:00PS. Jesus has blue eyes. He looks too swarthy in y...PS. Jesus has blue eyes. He looks too swarthy in your artwork.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-57785358010595223892011-02-02T02:18:22.859-05:002011-02-02T02:18:22.859-05:00I am so glad this Pasta has stood up and ridiculed...I am so glad this Pasta has stood up and ridiculed evolution in the way it deserves. Man came from dirt, and chickens came from... KFC, I think.<br /><br />Speaking of KFC, I believe that if it were true that chickens and Tyrannosaurus Rex were related, KFC food scientists would be all over it. Can you imagine how many chicken nuggets just one TRex would make???<br /><br />I refuse to speak of Chick-Filla because it sounds like disgusting, perverted practise done by degenerates without a morale sheep.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-42602296961233282682011-02-02T00:29:56.911-05:002011-02-02T00:29:56.911-05:00Are there chickens in his audience?Are there chickens in his audience?jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-24028314455931964112011-02-02T00:26:25.515-05:002011-02-02T00:26:25.515-05:00Bless you General, the image of Jesus turning a di...Bless you General, the image of Jesus turning a dinosaur onto chicken will replace the specter of Sarah Palin in a Bear Suit w/licorice whips that has been haunting me of late. Also, I was so happy when Pastor Hitler mentioned Anderson...sorry, when Pastor Anderson mentioned Hitler in his talk. Hitler doesn't get mentioned nearly enough when scientists discuss the genetic codes of chickens and dinosaurs. Good on Anderson!mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.com