tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post3151224593356931436..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: They laughed and called him "Grandpa Caligula," but they're not laughing now!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-3070871961418501802011-01-29T23:42:04.914-05:002011-01-29T23:42:04.914-05:00Don't ya know, any boy can be president...
ht...Don't ya know, any boy can be president...<br /><br />http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eeYt1gOHtiQ/TTe40_WP0tI/AAAAAAAAAhI/tGK4WaOt7Tg/s1600/v34+Annie+get+ure+gun.jpgRed Porchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03696437946987831974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-88031823335502318262011-01-25T07:50:36.377-05:002011-01-25T07:50:36.377-05:00My brain hurts.My brain hurts.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-84027935305478287902011-01-24T12:31:03.666-05:002011-01-24T12:31:03.666-05:00How well I remember the glorious subjugation of th...How well I remember the glorious subjugation of the communistobeachifascist terrorisland of Hand Grenada!<br /><br />As an American, <i>(this was prior to my present political exile)</i> my pride was still stinging from the humiliating surrender of our Asian Rice Colony by President "Malaisey" Carter, and the pathetic way he gave back our Isthmusic Canal Colony to the people who lived in that land (which we had stolen fair and square from the Swarth American Colombiafascists who lived there.)<br /><br />Why, even a GIRL was kicking our asses! <i>(Genitally speaking, at least, Margaret Thatcher was a female.)</i> She had whupped up on those renegade Argy-Bargys, whereas the manly nation of America hadn't conquered another country since the Dominican Republic in 1965.<br /><br />But St. Ronnie made it OK for America to send the Marines, even if He didn't know quite where to send them, or where Grandmada was on a map. It wasn't His fault that His brain didn't function so well after that kid from the Bush family friend-circle tried to off Him. National Grandpa Reagan had secretPresident Bush running things from behind the scenes, so it was OK.<br /><br />Thanks to the Grenadier assault, it's been A-OK to send in the A-10s and add some scalps to America's conquest wall. Stomping the commiecrap out of that dangerous island kicked off a domino effect that has led to the glorious successes America has had in the Himalayan Heroin Colony and the Babylon Oil Colony.<br /><br />I don't know which nation will receive the Bombs of Freedom next -- maybe the Persians, maybe the Meskins, maybe just parts of the Lower 48 States that choose to disobey the dictates of a future lawfully-selected Maximum Leader. My choice would be this suspiciously socialist land of Canada, which should have been assimilated in the War of 1812. They've got oil sands up here, and they'd better hand 'em over politely, or the <b>USA! USA! USA!</b> might have to liberate them.<br /><br />But wherever the red light of the laser gunsight falls, we can thank The Conquering Lion Of Gypper. Why hasn't He been cannonized yet? Somebody better send an ultimatum to Pape Nazinger in the Vatican, eh?Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-27213396335937998072011-01-24T08:43:56.225-05:002011-01-24T08:43:56.225-05:00They forgot to tell the kids the action was illega...They forgot to tell the kids the action was illegal and a crime. Oh, and they forgot to tell the kids that the US's best friend, the UK, were close friends with Grenada. Oh, and they forgot to tell the kids that 90,000 people vs the US isn't a credible threat.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-83232176504699327432011-01-24T07:13:27.021-05:002011-01-24T07:13:27.021-05:00At the time, many people of the DFH thought-set b...At the time, many people of the DFH thought-set believed the Invasion of Granada was like a Special Olympics for the US Military after the debacle of Vietnam.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07059717904682980669noreply@blogger.com