tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post3404550850593297232..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Jesus' Kick Ass WeaponryUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-32267593721617547372010-12-18T11:34:17.761-05:002010-12-18T11:34:17.761-05:00Mutzali, Ma'am:
If you're gonna haz 900&#...Mutzali, Ma'am:<br /><br />If you're gonna haz 900' tall Kick-ass JESUS with frikkin' laser eyes, you're gonna wind up with someathem 5"2" nuns--it's just supernacho physics 101.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-64511895056396266982010-12-16T13:51:10.231-05:002010-12-16T13:51:10.231-05:00Sorry. I meant 5'2". Sister Francis de S...Sorry. I meant 5'2". Sister Francis de Sales was small, but not that small.mutzalihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720707287114630951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-15902346419326004942010-12-16T13:49:42.148-05:002010-12-16T13:49:42.148-05:00Sir, I spent 12 LO-O-O-O-ONG years in Catholic sch...Sir, I spent 12 LO-O-O-O-ONG years in Catholic school. The nuns carried heavy-duty rosaries (3 feet long, with 3/4" hardwood beads held together with steel links) that raise a hell of a welt when properly administered to an unruly 8-year-old. Even when wielded by a 5"2" arthritic nun in her 70s.mutzalihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720707287114630951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-79449199512824805502010-12-15T23:58:44.756-05:002010-12-15T23:58:44.756-05:00Jesus does double damage bonus to fig trees.Jesus does double damage bonus to fig trees.Ray Formicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05282136977494864213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-46784027915367175542010-12-15T14:20:00.568-05:002010-12-15T14:20:00.568-05:00Speaking of “colons” …Speaking of “colons” …Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-52790341190841596352010-12-15T12:39:03.950-05:002010-12-15T12:39:03.950-05:00General, Sir:
The fuckin' asshole stole my sh...General, Sir:<br /><br />The fuckin' asshole stole my shirt! He's no apoplectic eagle (although his "turkey neck" makes me look lots better), just another runathemill clothesline shopper. Man, I loved that shirt, Sir. I had it on the last time I was out with Darla, before she disappeared into the either.<br /><br />What's this "conceived without sin" shit? I thought the sin was when you fucked without no intention of concepting.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-39220075610114390362010-12-15T11:05:21.753-05:002010-12-15T11:05:21.753-05:00I am spellbound by those missing twenty-four words...I am spellbound by those missing twenty-four words, the one colon, and the one semi-colon.<br /><br />Holy Cow !<br /><br />Beginning to appreciate ee cummings, for some reason.Nomihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09446951216134727755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-65446064962279759782010-12-15T10:16:03.527-05:002010-12-15T10:16:03.527-05:00Makes ya kinda glad we'll all be Ruptured up n...Makes ya kinda glad we'll all be Ruptured up nekkid, eh? Not that anyone HERE is going to be in the Elect Few. Except me. And Teh Gen'l, of course. See you in Heaven, sir! If you get there ahead of me, don't bogart the virgins.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-18389839122516948372010-12-15T10:01:58.138-05:002010-12-15T10:01:58.138-05:00jcricket: if that shirt makes it to heaven I will ...jcricket: if that shirt makes it to heaven I will not be able to abide with the Lord. It mocketh me so!mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-78060481081925435022010-12-15T03:23:31.220-05:002010-12-15T03:23:31.220-05:00No ellipses can overcome the Mighty Shirt of The T...<i>No ellipses can overcome the Mighty Shirt of The Third Eagle.</i><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eyig_V-_5o" rel="nofollow">Is that anything like the Mighty Eagle in "Angry Birds"?</a> Because that would totally kick Antichristass!Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-51384287812814891382010-12-15T02:31:26.127-05:002010-12-15T02:31:26.127-05:00mjs, that shirt is reminiscent of the shirt that H...mjs, that shirt is reminiscent of the shirt that Hugh Grant wore in his mugshot for his crime with a Miss Divine Brown. <a href="http://www.mugshots.org/hollywood/hugh-grant.html" rel="nofollow">here</a><br /><br />This brings to mind the six degrees of separation rule - in this case connecting Tapley with the Divine. Okay maybe not.<br /><br />You will notice that a hyphen was used in one of the above sentences. This is the immaculate punctuation mark. Another connection.<br /><br />Clearly, that shirt is our guarantee that Third Eagle Tapley is the Real Deal. <br /><br />No ellipses can overcome the Mighty Shirt of The Third Eagle.jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-67564509919437150452010-12-15T01:20:47.657-05:002010-12-15T01:20:47.657-05:00Seriously, that shirt is hideous.Seriously, that shirt is hideous.mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-81609628404668824652010-12-15T01:19:14.185-05:002010-12-15T01:19:14.185-05:00Killing people with Mary's scapula? I know Sam...Killing people with Mary's scapula? I know Samson used <a href="http://jamesmaxey.blogspot.com/2006/12/god-smites-my-scanner.html" rel="nofollow">the jawbone of an ass</a> to slaughter 1,000 Palestinian terrrrrrrists on the orders of a vengeful God so there's a precedent for that sort of bone warfare. But a woman's bone? How un-manly is THAT?Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-4869260418723961882010-12-15T01:13:31.208-05:002010-12-15T01:13:31.208-05:00I hate his shirt. A lot. And the twinkling light...I hate his shirt. A lot. And the twinkling lights--I hate them too. Between having to look at that horrid shirt and those annoying lights I could barely hear that bearded man speaking. He was going on and on about something. When Hollywood does the remake of this video they had better do something about that fucking shirt and those erratic lights. This is no joke. They will lose box office if they don't find some other shirt. Oh, and change the lights.mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-83060052843437099272010-12-15T00:57:10.293-05:002010-12-15T00:57:10.293-05:00General, Sir,
Can I ask a question? I'm just ...General, Sir,<br /><br />Can I ask a question? I'm just wondering if, instead of going into the city to see the priest to be spanked with his spatula to get right with the lord, should I find someone with Mary's spatula to spank me with? It sounds pretty powerful with a 300 point Jesus hit rate.<br />I just, you know, want to make sure I get into heaven.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.com