tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post3687020219762565871..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Sucking it up for JesusUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-35342669911066847692009-11-26T08:21:17.706-05:002009-11-26T08:21:17.706-05:00I'm glad to see that that South Park, Colorado...I'm glad to see that that South Park, Colorado, lad from the documentary cartoon series has found gainful employment in Utah. I was concerned that someone with his naivete and lack of wit might encounter hard times in the job market. Well, times may be hard, but Sen. Buttars obviously has them well in hand -- or elsewhere, as the case may be.<br /><br />Thanks to the General also for exposing the dastardly lengths to which homos will go to force their manhood upon you, just as that queerbo Minnesota cop silently incited Sen. Larry Craig to dwell on the gay while he was innocently trying to use the toilet. Damn them all! Good on the General for coming up with a brilliant recommendation for getting a little 'payback' for those unwanted dickly intentions.<br /><br />In my local biker bar, they've been known to depants heteros in the latrine from behind and stick their man-gland where the moon don't shine -- they're in for a big surprise when a manly straight fellow repeatedly rams his ass back against this foul intrusion while displaying his boldly erect phallus -- these lisping limp-wrists are so shocked it clean takes their breath away! When they leave the men's room spent and exhausted, you can bet they'll be thinking twice before they play the 'beast with two backs' with a real man ever again!Rick Janeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08782755645801906878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-51166741618462801572009-11-26T02:37:05.371-05:002009-11-26T02:37:05.371-05:00well it certainly put mr.Hopper back on the map in...well it certainly put mr.Hopper back on the map in Hollywood<br /><br />It's one of my favorite bits too, along with the tiger.Rev.Paperboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561796588927776371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-73542772075250302502009-11-25T02:17:31.796-05:002009-11-25T02:17:31.796-05:00Rev. That's my favorite part of that movie.Rev. That's my favorite part of that movie.Gen. JC Christian, Patriothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18168245574200791393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-23621508997936672992009-11-24T21:25:22.393-05:002009-11-24T21:25:22.393-05:00General, Sir:
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you...General, Sir:<br /><br />I'm shocked, shocked I tell you. Oh, it's not the teh GAY stuff. I mean, hell, I've been on a few campouts and such. This ain't my first rodeo pole dance. But, we got us a great little bar of our own, the "Feelin' Good Gents' Club" where a fella can wet his whistle in more ways than one. I thought all them late nights you were out at torchlit rallies or Skull&Bones sessions. Consider us for your next "outing", Sir.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-57465828377912228542009-11-24T19:35:00.802-05:002009-11-24T19:35:00.802-05:00Dear Portugese not-man,
Our General is a true rena...Dear Portugese not-man,<br />Our General is a true renaissance man! Not only is he a missionary, as the above post proves, but as you yourself have discovered he is also a prominent literary critic. He is a true warrior-poet<br /><br />You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean, sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say "Hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say "Do you know that 'con' is the middle word in conservative? Do you know that "if" is the middle word in "life"? 'If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you'..." – I mean, I'm no, I can't – I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's, he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas – I mean –the General is a great man, but he is not a homosexual. That Cletus fella is damn liar.Rev.Paperboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561796588927776371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-26777281129578345482009-11-24T16:25:08.919-05:002009-11-24T16:25:08.919-05:00I just found your reviews on Amazon and spent the ...I just found your reviews on Amazon and spent the last 1/2 hour laughing my ass off. I think the neighbors think I'm coming unhinged. <br /><br />I have a vagina, but I still think you're funny! Ergo... I think there's something sinister at play...Your sexual wiles and off-color humour don't fool me. You obviously have magical-homo powers and I think it's unfair to use your caustic wit against the unwitting public, namely, Conservatives and Porcupines. They are the most unwitting public I know. <br /><br />Stop, stop! I say!Marie Simashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07255293343641053930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-65409344938610553882009-11-24T12:40:32.591-05:002009-11-24T12:40:32.591-05:00My Senator, a man of very little brain, knows what...My Senator, a man of very little brain, knows what he's talking about because he meets with the gays often. Only this week he said, "I met with the gays here in my house not too long ago." The gays held a big rainbow party for him last year, Buttarspalooza, but apparently he couldn't come. <br />-LumiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-80182453117098215032009-11-24T12:04:03.760-05:002009-11-24T12:04:03.760-05:00i see thanx you vry nice post alışverişi see thanx you vry nice post <a href="http://www.magaza.net" rel="nofollow">alışveriş</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-44730197788564910312009-11-24T12:02:57.251-05:002009-11-24T12:02:57.251-05:00Oh, that was you?
Sorry about the taste but aspar...Oh, that was you?<br /><br />Sorry about the taste but asparagus is just so delicious. I can't stop eating it.Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15126750605069711353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-40206548570525843332009-11-24T10:19:49.019-05:002009-11-24T10:19:49.019-05:00Your work bringing the boys to Jesus is commendabl...Your work bringing the boys to Jesus is commendable indeed General sir!Rev.Paperboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561796588927776371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-43208234312013168782009-11-24T07:46:50.290-05:002009-11-24T07:46:50.290-05:00Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?...<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540" rel="nofollow">Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?</a>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12961004079591002245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-66829292075084604792009-11-24T07:09:19.298-05:002009-11-24T07:09:19.298-05:00I do enjoy the inability of those blinded by hate ...I do enjoy the inability of those blinded by hate to select verbage for their phrases and titles, i.e. "stuffing it down my throat", "teabagging", etc.willishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01169838727403996026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-51630737863840312192009-11-24T02:49:13.023-05:002009-11-24T02:49:13.023-05:00why do we have to hate everybody who's not lik...why do we have to hate everybody who's not like us? I do not understand how we can advocate love from hate...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02486451329677344367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-18020223579907015662009-11-24T00:31:30.953-05:002009-11-24T00:31:30.953-05:00Down the throat it goes, my dear
Down the throat i...Down the throat it goes, my dear<br />Down the throat it goes<br />They'll shove it down<br />When they're in town<br />Down the throat it goes!<br /><br />(from "Down the Throat It Goes and Other Nursery Rhymes"--published by Freudian Slip Press)<br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.com