tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post3734486357304607094..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Pastor Anderson Dates the EarthUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-69565889393204075372010-05-12T22:44:04.797-04:002010-05-12T22:44:04.797-04:00OMG Becareful! Always wear protection when 'sh...OMG Becareful! Always wear protection when 'sharing laptop batteries' otherwise, shame and unwanted pregnancies occur.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-25844639014351620352010-05-12T07:59:38.138-04:002010-05-12T07:59:38.138-04:00Why did they get to live so long yet most of us ca...<i>Why did they get to live so long yet most of us can't crack a 100?</i><br /><br />My theory is that the years were shorter then. The Sun went around the Earth faster or something. In the succeeding 5,000 years, the goddamned Sun has gotten lazy.<br /><br />Sorry about the name-taking-in-vain there, Big Guy.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-32316795764173552542010-05-11T23:16:01.537-04:002010-05-11T23:16:01.537-04:00So Adam lived to 930? He begat a son at 130? (with...So Adam lived to 930? He begat a son at 130? (with or without Godly Viagra?) Noah lived a while too didn't he? At least 600 years.<br /><br />My old man is 80, and lemme tell you, he ain't begatting anyone these days.<br /><br />Whilst I believe in the inerrable word of God & the Bible (its so obvious the sciencicommuislamunistofascist are lying to suit their own needs), Why did they get to live so long yet most of us can't crack a 100?BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-74013287285906574552010-05-11T15:23:15.222-04:002010-05-11T15:23:15.222-04:00Quick, someone call Kent Hovind!Quick, someone call Kent Hovind!Aaron Kinneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12059982934663353474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-16834672008289017462010-05-11T14:19:52.161-04:002010-05-11T14:19:52.161-04:00That's just too much information -- the though...That's just too much information -- the thought of wrinkly 130-year-old Hebrewslims patriarchetypes -- probably with long beards that got dragged all through the sticky bits -- "doing it" so their equally wrinkly wives could get preggo.<br /><br />Why do pastors like "Battlin' " Anderson, a man so randy that he "did it" so hard with his wife that she had EIGHT children!, write such preeeverted stuff? Or is it just me for interpreting it that way?<br /><br />Nah -- it's him. Sicko!Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-88310983061750958882010-05-11T07:28:35.486-04:002010-05-11T07:28:35.486-04:00General, Sir:
I think we just found us an account...General, Sir:<br /><br />I think we just found us an accountant!democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-54871158666297280032010-05-11T01:34:00.711-04:002010-05-11T01:34:00.711-04:00Pastor Anderson worships the false idol of Mathema...Pastor Anderson worships the false idol of Mathematics. He must forswear this practice before he descends into the pit of Islamo Algebra, and deemed unfit in the eyes of his murderous beloved Midianite Volcano Deity, Yahweh, Lord of Magma.<br /><br />Really: stay off the math, Mr. Anderson. Get thee to a soccer field.<br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-9686382059330758022010-05-11T01:16:22.515-04:002010-05-11T01:16:22.515-04:00And what, pray tell, is this information good for?...And what, pray tell, is this information good for? It tells us that the good pastor's solar powered calculator still has 'it'? It tells us that the early Hebrews needed over a thousand years to come up with an explanation for all of the seashell and fish fossils they found in the hills? Jesus, I could have come up with that explanation an hour after the discovery of distilled liquids.<br /><br />This must be proof that we Christianists are far superior to those Hebrew Types.jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.com