tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post3793023272676761585..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Barack Obama Show US Your PenisUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-89847901494639861312009-11-29T18:17:04.608-05:002009-11-29T18:17:04.608-05:00The Birthers are Nutters.
If President BO is cut,...The Birthers are Nutters.<br /><br />If President BO is cut, that is consistent with his having been born in a Honolulu hospital in 1960. The vast majority of white babies born in urban hospitals between 1940 and 1980, were snipped. It is also consistent with his father being a Muslim, although Muslim tradition does it between age 4 and puberty.<br /><br />If the President is uncut, that is consistent with his mother being an intellectual free spirit, ahead of her time. Or she may have been loyal to the way johnsons looked like in the Kansas farm country she grew up in. In my experience, when you raise the subject of the snip with a woman, she quickly describes her male blood relatives. They are the ones that laid down for her what johnson should look like.<br /><br />BTW, I am surprised by the number of you who have posted above that you (or your fathers/lovers/brothers) are red blooded 100% Americans, yet have all the tackle God intended you to have. Others of you march under the slogan: In God We Trust, but Leave Your Foreskins at the Door.RDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05120095550637873753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-23033924697688393802009-08-30T23:17:33.167-04:002009-08-30T23:17:33.167-04:00... and while we're asking to see the presiden...... and while we're asking to see the presidential trouser snake, let's check if the wingnuts have nuts.<br /><br />I've heard both Hitler and Franco was one short...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-9046493398887176722009-08-26T19:30:15.662-04:002009-08-26T19:30:15.662-04:00Anyway, the main point is that, except in the mind...Anyway, the main point is that, except in the minds of wingnut lunatics, there is no federal law in this country compelling circumcision. It was always only a recommended procedure, by doctors and not bureaucrats. But, hey, as the wingnutters well know, you must take into account the slippery-slope effect of health care reform. First the foreskin death panel talks you into giving your newborn son the snip, and the next thing you know the gummint is harvesting his organs. It's the DMV death panel!Man MKEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00531054697577604925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-73612115518756892722009-08-25T23:02:50.465-04:002009-08-25T23:02:50.465-04:00It is surgery for chirst's sake.
I don't ...<i>It is surgery for chirst's sake.</i><br /><br />I don't know if it's surgery for this "chirst" fellow, but it's also surgery for <b>Allah's</b> sake! And therein lies the problem.<br /><br />Diabolical, isn't it, how the Mahometans and Hebrewskis conned American doctors into putting their mark on the manliness of so many American babies. OR MAYBE IT WASN'T A CON!<br /><br />Maybe the medicos are in on it too! And maybe the tablets they prescribe for us AREN'T for our "high blood pressure" or "diabetes" or other supposed "illnesses" that are actually caused by daemonic infestation. They're secretly sapping our precious bodily fluids, and Semiticising us!<br /><br />Oh My God! And when they take over and pull our pants down, they'll know who's onnathem, and make us join in their Satanic army!<br /><br />That's it! I'm going to have to cut off my tallywhacker to destroy the evidence. Lord, guide my hand and give me strength...Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-38578185275255502062009-08-25T22:57:53.347-04:002009-08-25T22:57:53.347-04:00*think*thinkUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03293015463029077100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-46912253147585644192009-08-25T22:57:18.400-04:002009-08-25T22:57:18.400-04:00"Muslins" are circumcised eh? I really d..."Muslins" are circumcised eh? I really do wonder when that became a common practice for cheese cloths. <br /><br />Also, any possible cotton-picker jokes and puns aside, I didn't thing you would actually start calling him by the actual fabric his grandfathers gathered.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03293015463029077100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-65695999414745613092009-08-25T22:08:15.301-04:002009-08-25T22:08:15.301-04:00This is rediculous. I was born in Texas and I wasn...This is rediculous. I was born in Texas and I wasn't cirumcised. I don't know what hospitals they went to, but cirumcision isn't something that doctors "just do" without the parents consent. It is surgery for chirst's sake.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-5525385334077302672009-08-25T15:29:09.160-04:002009-08-25T15:29:09.160-04:00And I thought all those "Blazing Saddles"...And I thought all those "Blazing Saddles" parodies when Obama was running last year couldn't be topped. But, no, we may actually come, ahem!, to a point when the POTUS might have to say in court, "Excuse me while I whip this out..."Robert A. Georgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10529828188507649588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-37524409786201053082009-08-25T14:22:17.203-04:002009-08-25T14:22:17.203-04:00I want to see the rightwingnuts' first.
Then,...I want to see the rightwingnuts' first.<br /><br />Then, I'll decide who are the real terrorists.<br /><br />SCirzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07070125217972397204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-33392760627241275732009-08-25T13:13:50.108-04:002009-08-25T13:13:50.108-04:00In next week's YouTube video, Obama should jus...In next week's YouTube video, Obama should just whip it out, jack off, use his birth certificate as a cum rag, throw it at the camera, resign, and move to a cilivized country. We'll gladly accept your BBC Nazi socialist overlord up here in Canada. Not sure what the status of our politican's cocks may be, but they sure as hell have no balls.Michael Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17937904508816422312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-44965312580156972742009-08-25T01:53:48.452-04:002009-08-25T01:53:48.452-04:00You can bet that just beneath the blandly psychoti...You can bet that just beneath the blandly psychotic surface lurks an army of Wagering Demons.<br />--<br />Jenifer<br /><a href="http://www.telekomx.mobi/lp1/iwaybpo/" rel="nofollow">Wireless Home Alarm Security Systems</a>Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04562463406730777915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-52975786481797888672009-08-24T22:05:20.516-04:002009-08-24T22:05:20.516-04:00Oh, and apparently my ex-boss is a birther. He to...Oh, and apparently my ex-boss is a birther. He told me that on Obama's birth certificate they use the language "Afro-American," and that language wasn't used at that time, so it's bogus. [sighs]No Blood for Hubrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02380206118683017717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-23338101706791087332009-08-24T22:03:25.007-04:002009-08-24T22:03:25.007-04:00I'm not following the freeper logic. That'...I'm not following the freeper logic. That's probably a good thing. Is he supposed to be circumcised? Or not? Now they're afraid that he's Jewish?No Blood for Hubrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02380206118683017717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-67362122345013637062009-08-24T19:38:19.326-04:002009-08-24T19:38:19.326-04:00i love how all these people seem to know the fores...i love how all these people seem to know the foreskin status of assorted relatives. someone start a rumor, obama has a prince albert, that will get the freeper tongues waggin, no double entendre intended of course. my suggested name, the turtleneckers. prepuceans,M_Shalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09581420376328950785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-81977106254872061812009-08-24T17:33:54.823-04:002009-08-24T17:33:54.823-04:00Are they trying to find out if he is a Jew?Are they trying to find out if he is a Jew?Sashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06501998212859335778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-36890603437037937952009-08-24T16:23:29.997-04:002009-08-24T16:23:29.997-04:00Dave von Ebers, when they're 13, they go for t...Dave von Ebers, when they're 13, they go for the snip. It's a passage into manhood. Ironic, since it requires removal of the 'man hood.'<br /><br />Here, you just graduate 8th grade, then you're a man.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10530462912285874030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-28183534362076644342009-08-24T14:47:49.763-04:002009-08-24T14:47:49.763-04:00It's penises all the way down with these folks...It's penises all the way down with these folks.William K Wolfrumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12922092167747070015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-17907047692181005292009-08-24T13:54:31.477-04:002009-08-24T13:54:31.477-04:00I don't know what this obsession is that white...I don't know what this obsession is that white folks have with penises but I was born in 1952 in a foreign hospital where you had to specifically request to be circumcised, unlike the US where it was standard practice at the time. I am Roman Catholic and I have never been at all concerned about the size of my penis and have never had any complaints.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-65151964646974605432009-08-24T13:53:21.014-04:002009-08-24T13:53:21.014-04:00Interestingly, an NYT article completely unrelated...Interestingly, an <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/24/health/policy/24circumcision.html" rel="nofollow">NYT article</a> completely unrelated to Obama indicates that the circumcision rate was never higher than 80%, and lower among blacks.<br /><br /><i>But newborn circumcision rates have dropped in recent decades, to about 65 percent of newborns in 1999 from a high of about 80 percent after World War II, according to C.D.C. figures. And blacks and Hispanics, who have been affected disproportionately by AIDS, are less likely than whites to circumcise their baby boys, according to the agency.</i>Redwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10532917611648185870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-46044814212868452782009-08-24T13:31:59.834-04:002009-08-24T13:31:59.834-04:00Do you know that's exactly what the Nazi's...Do you know that's exactly what the Nazi's did in Germany. They used to make the Jews pull down their pants to see if they were real Germans or not. Shame on all of you.mykelbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11216417005749982923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-29325717075433759272009-08-24T13:21:36.313-04:002009-08-24T13:21:36.313-04:00When my son was born in 1983, I was asked if I wan...When my son was born in 1983, I was asked if I wanted him circumcised. I think by law the parents have to agree. I said THANKS BUT NO THANKS. I thought and still do, it's a crime to mutilate a little boy. He's 26 now and grateful I made that decision.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-84537439221291576782009-08-24T11:57:49.032-04:002009-08-24T11:57:49.032-04:00"Okay … but I thought the Muslins practiced c..."Okay … but I thought the Muslins practiced circumcision."<br /><br />I thought that was when they turned 13.Merithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12318676341401803072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-41522952616184542542009-08-24T11:34:36.577-04:002009-08-24T11:34:36.577-04:00While I was teabagging, I started to think about O...While I was teabagging, I started to think about Obama's penis, and......<br /><br />What is it with the GOP and their dick obsession. I know they're all a bunch of dicks, but I thought that was only rhetorical!Merithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12318676341401803072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-9966110949898822782009-08-24T08:05:19.864-04:002009-08-24T08:05:19.864-04:00Bukko in Australia:
Since it's the Democrats ...Bukko in Australia:<br /><br />Since it's the Democrats ONLY that they're concerned about, they should be called the "Mule Skinners". Good morning, captain; Good morning to you!democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-2262936828176466022009-08-23T05:59:48.178-04:002009-08-23T05:59:48.178-04:00MoJo: I think they should be called "Skinners...MoJo: I think they should be called "Skinners."Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.com