tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post4111315516594373772..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: The War on Halloween will not be won by a round of todger honkingUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-89589247472078154592009-09-24T07:43:51.972-04:002009-09-24T07:43:51.972-04:00BC -- so you mean Satan's onneathem Lebs! Or G...BC -- so you mean Satan's onneathem Lebs! Or Greeks. They look the same to me. Hairy backs and all...Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-17795746618499932302009-09-24T03:36:13.582-04:002009-09-24T03:36:13.582-04:00'War on Halloween will not be won by a round o...'War on Halloween will not be won by a round of todger honking'<br /><br />No not a single round, but God-damn it, it will be won with todger honking! I've been doing to for years to beat the evil scourge of Halloween and damn I'm sore. I won't give up. I won't give in, i'm todger honking as much and as often as a red-blooded patriot can and I *will* not give up until I expire or Halloween has been sent back to the firey pits of Hell where it came from!<br /><br />PS. Bukko, We don't fear Satan in the same way because we're on the underside of the world & closer and have kinda gotten used to him. He is that annoying, noisy, sulphur-y smelling neighbour downstairs we all have had in our lives at one point or another.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-53093432548622517792009-09-23T21:24:08.976-04:002009-09-23T21:24:08.976-04:00Does this mean that when I was in 4th grade and pe...Does this mean that when I was in 4th grade and persuaded my Mom to sew me a Jolly Green Giant costume for the elementary school parade, it was because Satan was whispering in my ear? <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/triciawang/61706654/" rel="nofollow">(Especially because the Giant is so much Teh Gay!)</a><br /><br />Halloween is getting big Down Underhere. There are occasional voices of protest, saying how "it's not even a traditional Australian holiday." Wait until I start telling people "It's a celebration from Satan!" That's going to be a meme that goes viral like swine flu.<br /><br />Unless people just laugh at me the way they do when I mention all the other satanic influences on modern society. These damn Aussies just don't have the fear of Satan that they should -- not even the Mahometan immigrants.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-52294152069826941062009-09-23T18:39:19.109-04:002009-09-23T18:39:19.109-04:00Totally off topic, General … but here’s a video of...Totally off topic, General … but here’s a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkxBLgd5Hs&feature=player_embedded" rel="nofollow">video of Glenn Beck in his natural habitat</a>.<br /><br />Watch and enjoy.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-55549842722300437582009-09-23T11:52:51.163-04:002009-09-23T11:52:51.163-04:00..it's ok, joe visionary
( i like the holy vir.....it's ok, joe visionary<br />( i like the holy virgin )<br />..i, like the holy virgin,<br />honor oct 31st as the day<br />of the birth of our savior..<br /><br /> ADAM HOROVITZMakemakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16547583592596692365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-60877036515478763192009-09-23T09:25:31.669-04:002009-09-23T09:25:31.669-04:00I must say, that cape and broach ensemble looks li...I must say, that cape and broach ensemble looks like part of my Roman gladiator outfit. But I usually only wear it with a generous application of olive oil, not a suit from Mens Warehouse. Faux pas!Jeff Crookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386092048101815743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-35767169309776129422009-09-23T08:36:15.709-04:002009-09-23T08:36:15.709-04:00To be fair to Mrs. Harvey, I never would have know...To be fair to Mrs. Harvey, I never would have known that the devil was behind public school sponsorship of "multicultural events" if she hadn't alerted me to it.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09285613459749673038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-39519887583830180962009-09-23T08:16:29.168-04:002009-09-23T08:16:29.168-04:00because there is nothing holy, honorable or positi...<i>because there is nothing holy, honorable or positive about this date. October 31</i><br /><br />Really? Can't think of a better way to undermine boogy man fears of a child than by making/having fun with all the scary stuff of Halloween.<br /><br />But then, what do I know...Joe Visionaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03036185687122768326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-73790913015844739452009-09-23T07:17:26.071-04:002009-09-23T07:17:26.071-04:00General, Sir:
Has Mr. Blackwell seen this? I mea...General, Sir:<br /><br />Has Mr. Blackwell seen this? I mean sufferin' JESUS in an off the rack tunic! Not only do Ray's suit and togatopper clash like Hamas and the JDL, but does the guy even own a mirror. The tie is just so fucking wrong. Also, a little blush and a warm or neutral eyeliner would work wonders for making him look like a human--a human corpse, maybe, but human, at least.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-20086810492645261662009-09-23T07:10:17.352-04:002009-09-23T07:10:17.352-04:00Are you kiddin!? That outfit kills provided it com...Are you kiddin!? That outfit kills provided it comes with the hot red CFM Pope slippers.willishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01169838727403996026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-81636827687414144372009-09-23T00:55:31.280-04:002009-09-23T00:55:31.280-04:00Halloween has got nothing on our True Believer fri...Halloween has got nothing on our True Believer friends! Every Spring Jesus breaks into a sweat because so many Christians are out at the Home Depots, getting ready to build crosses for you-know-who to be nailed to. Laugh at death at Halloween? No sir! Reenact your man/god's murder in a Passion Play? Yes indeedy!<br /><br />Ever try and get a Snickers bar from a man nailed to a cross? Well have you? It ain't gonna fill your bag, if you know what I mean, and I suspect that you do. <br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.com