tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post4741704139299504448..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Re: Your BrainsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-5687359444583754862009-04-12T11:25:00.000-04:002009-04-12T11:25:00.000-04:00If you haven't already, check out the rest of JoCo...If you haven't already, check out the rest of JoCo's other work - you can listen to his entire catalog <A HREF="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/store/downloads/" REL="nofollow">here</A>.<BR/><BR/>He's a internet superstar, if such things exist.Ugluks Fleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07736087597235009092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-70458588991279019022009-04-12T10:15:00.000-04:002009-04-12T10:15:00.000-04:00Well! That was a shock!I should have seen it comin...Well! That was a shock!<BR/>I should have seen it coming:<BR/>Every Christmas, my Dad likes to dress up as Santa Claus, and pretend to come down the chimney with gifts for us. <BR/>I suspect he just stands in front of the fireplace while Mom calls me upstairs. I am sure he is only kidding about the gifts.<BR/>Anyway, Mom told me Dad died a few days ago. We had the ambulance and cops over and everything. His coloring and smell were really convincing! <BR/>So, this morning, when Dad rose from the bed, dressed in swaddling loincloths like Jesus, and yelled "Easter Fools!", I about jumped out of my fucking skin.<BR/>The main problem is, I took the occasion of Dad's "death" to do some "investigation." Now I have to sneak that porn back into Dad's room before he notices.<BR/>Does anyone here adopt big kids? (Just in case.)<BR/>Thanks, <BR/>Your Easter pal,<BR/>Capt. Twelve A.M. Midnight, E.S.T., C.E.CapMidnighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01753786065094128436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-51730192162008291682009-04-12T03:20:00.000-04:002009-04-12T03:20:00.000-04:00He's not unreasonable... he doesn't want to eat my...He's not unreasonable... he doesn't want to eat my eyeballs.SeattleDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985103979828794599noreply@blogger.com