tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post4769221107399482279..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: After Experiencing Genital Breeze, Tea Party Leader Pledges War Against "Zebra" ObamaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-11463959094874566852009-10-05T23:52:10.817-04:002009-10-05T23:52:10.817-04:00Its all true. One of the 4 1/2 signs of the coming...Its all true. One of the 4 1/2 signs of the coming of the Great Zebra. "...And lo! the fourth and a half sign is when, upon their cheek, the Godly feel the slap of the Cockwind and the Ass Lick Minds will perish."BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-88355959732725971592009-10-05T21:21:50.289-04:002009-10-05T21:21:50.289-04:00" How can they take what Jesus said and ge..." How can they take what Jesus said and get that out of it?"<br /><br />Simple. They're re-writing the Bible. I'm sure we won't recognize Jesus' words when they're done.<br /><br />http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_ProjectAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-35271687684041417462009-10-05T16:55:30.110-04:002009-10-05T16:55:30.110-04:00How can they take what Jesus said and get that out...How can they take what Jesus said and get that out of it?kimchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14020798623317549440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-65049158524127303022009-10-05T09:51:27.279-04:002009-10-05T09:51:27.279-04:00I do love the whole - stand ready to answer the ca...I do love the whole - stand ready to answer the call - bit, as if someone is going to actually call. It's an ingenious way to pose as a warrior without getting your hair mussed.Jeff Crookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386092048101815743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-36067052074692382422009-10-05T01:25:49.158-04:002009-10-05T01:25:49.158-04:00A genital breeze is rather quite heinous
A decepti...A genital breeze is rather quite heinous<br />A deceptive little wind that comes from the anus<br />It curves ride up from the cheeks to the balls<br />It's the wind that blows when nature calls<br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-44568373447650181142009-10-05T01:08:08.516-04:002009-10-05T01:08:08.516-04:00The last time mr cricket made reference to a genit...The last time mr cricket made reference to a genital breeze, a nasty stink followed. <br /><br />Look ladies, if the code 'genital breeze' is used, GET YOUR HEAD OUT FROM UNDER THE BLANKET.<br /><br /><br />This has been a public service announcement. You can thank me when the time is appropriate.<br /><br />:)jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-56017039148946384822009-10-05T00:30:25.960-04:002009-10-05T00:30:25.960-04:00If you are getting a genital breeze, someone is do...If you are getting a genital breeze, someone is doing it incorrectly....it's not literally a "blow".....SeattleDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985103979828794599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-31487530542540676412009-10-05T00:15:25.428-04:002009-10-05T00:15:25.428-04:00You know...the numerical value for Zebra is 666......You know...the numerical value for Zebra is 666...Just sayin'.jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-26915500944690580702009-10-04T22:35:14.993-04:002009-10-04T22:35:14.993-04:00That genital breeze couldn't have been too chi...That genital breeze couldn't have been too chilly, because he said his sword was ready and he's standing tall. Not bad for a man named "Lynn" whose e-mail handle is "roach."Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.com