tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post5038220976387305367..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Bjorn was Lucifer's Little LutefiskUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-39868741765057676582009-05-20T16:47:33.925-04:002009-05-20T16:47:33.925-04:00Thats why you get the big money and I'm just a com...Thats why you get the big money and I'm just a common grunt. My feeble brain can't find those messages, unless I take the old foil helmet off, then they come in loud and clear.moondancerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13935190357430177047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-16257646068060373712009-05-20T14:39:04.195-04:002009-05-20T14:39:04.195-04:00Awesome. Well done!Awesome. Well done!Batocchiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02193752396025012825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-20623166322499835582009-05-20T12:27:01.134-04:002009-05-20T12:27:01.134-04:00It all started when those sneaky rat bastard Swede...It all started when those sneaky rat bastard Swedes (dare I say "Vikings"?) who imported our movies and didn't dub them with their vile language so they could infiltrate our American-speech with their satanic music. Fernando, indeed. It's a bad translation is all. But nobody knows what it really means...unless you're a Satanist.dpjbrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12680203407323600453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-54917633831807459582009-05-20T12:14:40.366-04:002009-05-20T12:14:40.366-04:00i would sell my soul to the devil just to be able ...i would sell my soul to the devil just to be able to dress in a belted jumpsuit & boots with matching friends. we would walk down the street arm in arm singing everywhere we went. it has been a dream of mine since childhood really.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-74145327784167942312009-05-20T09:35:59.922-04:002009-05-20T09:35:59.922-04:00You may be on to something:
"SOS" was originally ...You may be on to something:<br /><br />"SOS" was originally called "Turn me on". Also, Ulvaeus rewrote the lyrics in order for it to torment the girls further, bringing Falstog to near tears as she sang.<br /><br />SOS was John Lennon's favorite POP song.<br /><br />Information taken from the Satanic wikidpedia verses:<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOS_(ABBA_song)<br /><br />This SOS "Turn me on, dead man" was obviously an early warning to the Satanic Lennon... He just didn't get it.Connecticut Man1https://www.blogger.com/profile/08923884330387123010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-37548389588910051042009-05-20T09:23:52.822-04:002009-05-20T09:23:52.822-04:00That Niezgoda’s a jackass. Everybody knows that t...That Niezgoda’s a jackass. Everybody knows that the dots-in-the-shape-of-the-number-three and the crack through the “s” in “Beatles” meant that Paul was dead.<br /><br />Jesus H. Christ. Doesn’t that guy know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-81141505339430299602009-05-20T03:11:31.011-04:002009-05-20T03:11:31.011-04:00All's I got is a poem once seen on a bus:
the swe...All's I got is a poem once seen on a bus:<br /><br />the swede equation<br /><br />the whole of the parts<br />is not summed up in lutefisk or lye.<br />this brain is not gelatinous.<br />this big swede equals two shakes<br />of a stick or the polyglot ear fine-tuned on abba<br />and the millionaire question<br />can you hear the drums, fernando?<br /><br />William FreebergTammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07254884150528803027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-2920734623991354562009-05-20T03:03:27.617-04:002009-05-20T03:03:27.617-04:00Pay no attention to those who claim you are jealou...Pay no attention to those who claim you are jealous, General, because you cannot sing Fernando. You prove by high calculus that these Swedes are, indeed, Satan's spawn!SeattleDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985103979828794599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-47992383913442775062009-05-20T01:08:34.864-04:002009-05-20T01:08:34.864-04:00Conspiracy upon conspiracy! Such dark plots afoot...Conspiracy upon conspiracy! Such dark plots afoot, such foul, besotted oaths do burden man with incantations foul! Yabba dabba abba do! Abba yabba dabba don't! Satan, get thee away from the turntable! If you scratch my LPs I will kick thee back to the hollows of hell! <br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.com