tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post5213210177216343191..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: It's time to stop getting horny about AmericaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-6377133728409325432009-03-26T16:37:00.000-04:002009-03-26T16:37:00.000-04:00LOL LOL LOL! I have thoroughly enjoyed this post a...LOL LOL LOL! I have thoroughly enjoyed this post and I just must visit Coolio.....Kentucky Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16753739401363847764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-64323670820035975532009-03-24T09:57:00.000-04:002009-03-24T09:57:00.000-04:00I believe it was the late great B. Kliban who once...I believe it was the late great <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._Kliban" REL="nofollow">B. Kliban</A> who once said, “Hey Europe – eat my Florida!”Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-77185340774991916502009-03-23T22:21:00.000-04:002009-03-23T22:21:00.000-04:00General, Sir:Forget Texas, Mount Redoubt, AK has e...General, Sir:<BR/><BR/>Forget Texas, Mount Redoubt, AK has erupted five times (and was observed to be smoking, after it's latest ejectulation). What the hell's next, California slidin' into the ocean, like the mystics and statistics say it will?<BR/><BR/>Mr. MJS, Sir:<BR/><BR/>I thought Coolio was a rapper.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-49062308051544247102009-03-23T16:04:00.000-04:002009-03-23T16:04:00.000-04:00democommie,Sure. Yes. And Florida has the sliver...democommie,<BR/><BR/>Sure. Yes. And Florida has the slivers to prove it. Though according to his pimp, Texas is so full of itself there was hardly any room left for a romantic intruder. Hah! Fat chance, that! The old fella just heaves a sigh and shifts a thigh and then its <I>Hello there, Everglades</I>... <BR/><BR/>++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-16408447482210503622009-03-23T15:08:00.000-04:002009-03-23T15:08:00.000-04:00Mr. MJS, Sir:Was Texas asking for it by wearing a ...Mr. MJS, Sir:<BR/><BR/>Was Texas asking for it by wearing a tight border fence?democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-73533785798610416632009-03-23T11:43:00.000-04:002009-03-23T11:43:00.000-04:00No one knows just what exactly a coolio is, but it...No one knows just what exactly a coolio is, but its location has been determined to be north of Monterrey, Mexico and south of Oklahoma. Some theorists have speculated that, at any given time, there are two coolios in Texas, both<BR/>sufficiently sized to admit Florida's ardor (btw: contrary to current mythology a coolio is not a coochie with cold beer stored inside). <BR/><BR/>Many so-balled(sic) experts believe that the gulf between the two states is too large to admit sexual congress, but that doesn't mean it won't happen. There are Google Earth images of Key West copping a feel of Galveston during last year's hurricane season. It's not as sexy as it sounds.<BR/><BR/>++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-85604347677693369952009-03-23T09:50:00.000-04:002009-03-23T09:50:00.000-04:00Well, everything is bigger/biggest in Texas, [so t...Well, everything is bigger/biggest in Texas, [so they say]. I am sure Texas' coolio is the biggest of anywhere on earth. Surely, it would take a landmass like Florida to properly fill it.jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-54613382134821020482009-03-23T09:12:00.000-04:002009-03-23T09:12:00.000-04:00I had sex, once, and still I have no idea what a "...I had sex, once, and still I have no idea what a "coolio" is. Still, if you ask me, it looks like Texas is asking for it.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10638051015042530407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-930470712178027042009-03-23T02:38:00.000-04:002009-03-23T02:38:00.000-04:00factitudinal !mjs, I swoon when you say that!factitudinal !<BR/><BR/>mjs, I swoon when you say that!Tammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07254884150528803027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-53459881041163968462009-03-23T00:21:00.000-04:002009-03-23T00:21:00.000-04:00Couldn't we just admit that Florida is a giant str...Couldn't we just admit that Florida is a giant strap-on that was intended to swing up and into Texas, where it is to be repeatedly shoved into the Lone Star's coolio, over and over and over until slightly more than half of Dallas runs out of clean towels? I mean, are we embarrassed by this factitudinal reality? <BR/><BR/>Look: we've got Joe the Plumber front and center to save our country! What else on this good, green earth could possibly make us blush? <BR/><BR/>++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.com