tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post5711910137276850480..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: My Ad for O'DonnellUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-37478361817071099862010-09-20T11:12:31.319-04:002010-09-20T11:12:31.319-04:00ONE OF THE MOST INTRIGUING SPIRITUAL, SOCIAL, AND ...<strong>ONE OF THE MOST INTRIGUING SPIRITUAL, SOCIAL, AND CULTURAL PHENOMENA OF OUR TIME IS THE CURRENT REVIVAL IN NEW YORK RESULTING FROM </strong><a href="http://americaphile.blogspot.com/2010/09/new-york-revival-ignites-delaware.html" rel="nofollow"><em><strong>AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES'</strong></em></a><strong> MISSION TO THAT CITY!!!!!<br /><br />NOW WE SEE THAT THE SOUL-WINNING, MOUNTAIN-MOVING, DEVIL-KICKING, PIAPS-DEFEATING, AMERICA-STRENGTHENING, HURRICANE-THWARTING, MOSQUE-CLOSING, KORAN-BURNING, RAPTURE-READY REVIVAL HAS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE STATE AND BEYOND, EVEN TO DELAWARE!!!!<br /><br />AS THE PRO-AMERICAN CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK, CARL PALADINO WILL RESTORE HONOR, INTEGRITY AND DIGNITY TO THAT SIN-SICK LIBTARDED STATE!!!!!<br /><br />WITH THE <em>GOOD </em>O’DONNELL, CHRISTINE, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE FROM DELAWARE, WE WILL SEE A MORAL AWAKING THROUGHOUT THE LAND!!!!!<br /><br />HEY YOU DOUNGHNUT-BUMPING DYKES!!!!! TRY TO TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS?!?!?! WELL, NOW WE’RE GOING TO CONFISCATE YOUR VIBRATORS!!!!!!<br /><br />BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-<br />HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!<br /><br />HEY PIAPS!!!! NO MORE 16-INCH STRAP-ONS FOR YOU!!!!!!<br /><br /></strong><strong><em>WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!<br /><br />WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!<br /><br />WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!</em><br /><br />R O T F L M A O ! ! ! ! ! </strong>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-12085024204892679572010-09-20T11:11:06.771-04:002010-09-20T11:11:06.771-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-77578321958669108402010-09-17T13:13:47.953-04:002010-09-17T13:13:47.953-04:00Demo: Indeed. My bad.Demo: Indeed. My bad.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-35302989276838844632010-09-17T10:41:28.138-04:002010-09-17T10:41:28.138-04:00Dave von Ebers:
Shame on you, for being a better ...Dave von Ebers:<br /><br />Shame on you, for being a better name dropper!democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-62078484181551974752010-09-17T10:18:26.532-04:002010-09-17T10:18:26.532-04:00Demo – My high school produced Ernest Hemmingway, ...Demo – My high school produced Ernest Hemmingway, Ray Kroc and Ludacris. Oh, yeah … and Betty White and Kathy Griffin, too. Of course, of those the only one I knew was Kathy Griffin, but still.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-43514733392073622522010-09-16T23:08:58.339-04:002010-09-16T23:08:58.339-04:00Dear Bukko Canukko:
The Tubes may be from San Fra...Dear Bukko Canukko:<br /><br />The Tubes may be from San Francisco, but Mr. Fee Waybill is a 'Husker, having been born about a year after me in Omaha. Perhaps if he had not been born I would be the lead singer for the Tubes or at least the Internetztubez. I was at choir rehearsal one night (some years back when I was doing church) and one of the nice choir ladies said we should be doing some more "contemporary music". I suggested, "Don't Touch Me There!". There were several blank looks, but three of the other ladies immediately started, "The smell of burning leather...". <br /><br />Marlon Brando lived about a mile from my house as a child. Henry Fonda lived on the other side of the block from my house.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-73995760932929039072010-09-16T21:32:09.413-04:002010-09-16T21:32:09.413-04:00Of course, The Tubes were from San Francisco. Whic...Of course, The Tubes were from San Francisco. Which makes them teh eeeevil. And teh ghey. Teh gheeeeeevil...Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-81735574688680270502010-09-16T16:07:36.582-04:002010-09-16T16:07:36.582-04:00Why, Demo, I don’t think Christine O’Donnell would...Why, Demo, I don’t think Christine O’Donnell would approve!Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-83374614061383152962010-09-16T14:08:42.864-04:002010-09-16T14:08:42.864-04:00I like this version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?...I like this version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT8NcDVxs_0&feature=related)<br /><br />more better. <br /><br />I wonder if this might have been a spoof on Teddy DeTeabagger Nonuggets' simulated sex during some of his shows. Since he's a Man'sman'sman'stoy (translation: Fucked in the library, by the butler, with a strap-on) he probably doesn't get major wood unless there's a page, an altar boy and a ballgag handy.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-61287517454662578152010-09-16T11:56:44.428-04:002010-09-16T11:56:44.428-04:00Bukko: Love. That. Song. Everything that was great...Bukko: Love. That. Song. Everything that was great/awful about the ’70s.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-535223446578408932010-09-16T10:35:13.579-04:002010-09-16T10:35:13.579-04:00What is the sound of one hand spanking the monkey?...What is the sound of one hand spanking the monkey?<br /><br />Waxing the dolphin?<br /><br />Bopping the bishop?<br /><br />Pounding the politician?<br /><br />Palpating the palpatine?<br /><br />Fondling the fundie?<br /><br />Should it be accompanied, musically--perhaps by a recording of Martin Mull's "Men"?democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-23195143721588535232010-09-16T09:31:44.624-04:002010-09-16T09:31:44.624-04:00This song is by someone named Christina, not Chris...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FGk63Fv7t4" rel="nofollow">This song is by someone named Christina, not Christine, and it is NOT O'Diddle's campaign theme.</a>Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-26921060422773820622010-09-16T08:49:00.953-04:002010-09-16T08:49:00.953-04:00Schwing!Schwing!Jeff Crookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386092048101815743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-53116822413869545262010-09-16T08:05:33.032-04:002010-09-16T08:05:33.032-04:00Goddamn it, typos! That's what I get for typi...Goddamn it, typos! That's what I get for typing with one hand!democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-85392887338884869132010-09-16T08:04:13.514-04:002010-09-16T08:04:13.514-04:00General, Sir:
I think a good campaign slogan migh...General, Sir:<br /><br />I think a good campaign slogan might be:<br /><br />"I need a 'hand up' not a 'hand job'!".<br /><br />Sir, I have noticed that more commenters are using the salutation, "General, Sir" (actually, it is usually a variant thereof) and I just want to say that in order to make my own suckup salutation stand out more better I may have to go to using, "Sir, General, Sir--My beloved General, Sir!" with the ejaculation at the end. I really don't want to go there, Sir, 'cuz I just read that, especially after pooberty that the average man can only ejaculate one every couple of hours--I post lots more comments than than some days.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-23457583537215698982010-09-16T04:25:29.205-04:002010-09-16T04:25:29.205-04:00General Sir!
Here is some contact info for Christ...General Sir!<br /><br />Here is some contact info for Christine <br />O'Donnell:<br /><br />http://votesmart.org/bio.php?can_id=65777<br /><br />you might have to mail it to her house:<br /><br />http://www.ourcampaigns.com/CandidateDetail.html?CandidateID=122923jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-8179525876668300142010-09-16T02:00:21.340-04:002010-09-16T02:00:21.340-04:00General, good to touch base with you. I have not ...General, good to touch base with you. I have not been well. Had the gout, and rickets, a dose of the clap and lung cancer. You may have notice i haven't been around in awhile.<br /><br />But i saw in the news today that the Director of Homeland Security issued a security alert about your "Burn a Confererate Flag Day" campaign. It's right in here in the middle of the story:<br /><br />http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/09/appalled-pa-gov-shuts-reports-protests/<br /><br />I believe Governor Rendell himself owes you an apology, as does that lame director. I certainly hope you write to them and assert your manhood.<br /><br />Your humble servant,<br /><br />Lt. woremBloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846888325472476110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-10512483652131571362010-09-16T01:33:40.871-04:002010-09-16T01:33:40.871-04:00We're talking Breitfart here -- call it Palm S...We're talking Breitfart here -- call it Palm <b>Scum</b>day.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-6867244601993282492010-09-16T00:22:37.263-04:002010-09-16T00:22:37.263-04:00Is it Palm Sunday already?
++++Is it Palm Sunday already?<br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-42874552231504892072010-09-15T23:09:12.345-04:002010-09-15T23:09:12.345-04:00Apparently, Oditzell's had sex -- filthy, oozi...<a href="http://salon.com/a/sZhIfAA" rel="nofollow">Apparently, Oditzell's had sex -- filthy, oozing SEX -- before.</a> But at least she disliked it so much that she re-virginized.<br /><br />VonEb -- good onya for a Tubes link, you <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP8nGNbk7oQ" rel="nofollow">WPOD!</a>Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-90431157016138171872010-09-15T22:59:17.604-04:002010-09-15T22:59:17.604-04:00Official Campaign Song? The Tubes, “Don’t Touch Me...Official Campaign Song? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnPTx7lM1ng" rel="nofollow">The Tubes, “Don’t Touch Me There”</a><br /><br />You’re welcome, America.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.com