tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post5801815445064559320..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: My favorite stake presidentUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-42154729491191370682011-02-22T23:53:14.193-05:002011-02-22T23:53:14.193-05:00Demmocommie,
*sigh* Darla. You know, when two sou...Demmocommie,<br /><br />*sigh* Darla. You know, when two souls are one and they are just meant to be together, forever, no matter what. Me & her. Just like that... Forever. Well, until the General's money ran out in Vegas. It was the best 2 days of my life.<br /><br />We never used the money in the sock in the sockdrawer. I think you may have been using the same sock to store all your spermatozoan Americans. All the notes were either crusty or sticky.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-41522982258343327682011-02-22T10:37:05.661-05:002011-02-22T10:37:05.661-05:00Dear fellow commenter,BC:
"Religious people ...Dear fellow commenter,BC:<br /><br />"Religious people are always happy & fulfilled due to the rules of their beliefs. It is a stark comparison to the chronically maudlin, depressed, filthy, empty, vacuous atheists." <br /><br />If I may be so bold...You don't got accesds to Netflix. My life was empty, once I dumped GOD. A GOD who cared woulda never let the love of my life, Darla, light out for parts unknown with all of cash in the General's safe (and that stash that was hidden in the sockdrawer right next to the marital harmony instructional videos.<br /><br />General, Sir:<br /><br />About them instructional videos. I see Mr. Garcia, ofJoshua and a third party wearing what looks like a Dick Cheney mask (but not ON his "dickcheney") and not much else in all of them, but you're not in any of them. I noticed that the dates they were taped coincides with those times when you were "conferencing" with the guy from "Spatular Redemption" over to Seattle. Well, I know that the SLC Morons get to be bigamice in the next life, but does that go for here, too, also?democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-91596050741665925972011-02-22T08:23:48.142-05:002011-02-22T08:23:48.142-05:00Religion makes people happy. Religious people are ...Religion makes people happy. Religious people are always happy & fulfilled due to the rules of their beliefs. It is a stark comparison to the chronically maudlin, depressed, filthy, empty, vacuous atheists.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-12770647721027228862011-02-22T02:42:29.214-05:002011-02-22T02:42:29.214-05:00Why would anyone worship a "god" who tho...Why would anyone worship a "god" who thought treating women that way was a good idea?<br /><br />Either the Mormon "god" is a sick bastard or the whole thing was made up by J. Smith (apparently another sick bastard).Dee Paolinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00451533175943518650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-50668725125654146292011-02-22T01:29:40.896-05:002011-02-22T01:29:40.896-05:00It would be so much easier for the Moormoon Afterl...It would be so much easier for the Moormoon Afterlife if women would just kill themselves when their husbands died, like those Hindowidows do when they jump onto the funeral pyres. Or allow other people to kill them, like every civilization from the ancient Egyptians to modern Mahometans living in mud huts in Afghanistan does when the old man kicks the slop bucket. Because that's the KKKhristian thing to do.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-38765312730507551672011-02-21T22:46:29.652-05:002011-02-21T22:46:29.652-05:00Yep, in the olden days that pretty much guaranteed...Yep, in the olden days that pretty much guaranteed that a young widow's chances of remarriage within the faith were zero.<br /><br />Now days they'd just cancel or annul the first sealing, but that kind of screws over the survivors of the first husband who's now left spouseless in the hereafter through no fault of his own.<br /><br />Much better to be a survivior as a male.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-15309233735081374862011-02-21T22:33:30.888-05:002011-02-21T22:33:30.888-05:00Fact: there is no statute of limitations on making...Fact: there is no statute of limitations on making stupid shit up. None whatsoever.mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-34603284053711989672011-02-21T22:26:57.527-05:002011-02-21T22:26:57.527-05:00Like I said, the SP is fake, the doctrine is real....Like I said, the SP is fake, the doctrine is real.Gen. JC Christian, Patriothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18168245574200791393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-25915268011498796542011-02-21T22:13:14.206-05:002011-02-21T22:13:14.206-05:00Poe's Law applies in this case. :)Poe's Law applies in this case. :)mahakalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08649042340743257076noreply@blogger.com