tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post5960048607989193268..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: J.Crew Affronts God AgainUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-3123566090636131712011-04-13T22:28:48.679-04:002011-04-13T22:28:48.679-04:00First question to ask Jurassic Jesus:
Why were you...First question to ask Jurassic Jesus:<br />Why were your toesies pink?<br />Second question to ask Jurassic Jesus:<br />Is Pat Robertson really just a nutjob?BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-3241459347532582672011-04-13T05:48:47.546-04:002011-04-13T05:48:47.546-04:00As soon as I get back to a country where the video...As soon as I get back to a country where the video stores rent movies in English, I intend to check out Mel Brooks' -- no, wait, it was Mel GIBSON'S -- "Bashin' of the Christ" flick -- a historically accurate represenation! -- and scrutinize it frame by frame to look for those pink toneys.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-80571131603584194392011-04-13T02:20:40.599-04:002011-04-13T02:20:40.599-04:00Holy Cow!
Clearly, the evidence that not only are ...Holy Cow!<br />Clearly, the evidence that not only are these crucifixion nails, but specifically Jesus' are irrefutable. It is simply beyond question. <br />Now, if there is DNA left on the nails, the I'm thinking we have a perfection chance to create a new Jesus. Even Jesii! (Is that the plural?). Remember, they did it with dinosaurs on that island? They were nearly 6000 years old, so if they can do it with DNA that old, it'd be a cinch to recreate the Son of God from only 2000 years ago. We could then just ASK the guy what Jesus would do.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-8113990116547641402011-04-13T01:10:40.103-04:002011-04-13T01:10:40.103-04:00General Sir!
I think you are on the right track, ...General Sir!<br /><br />I think you are on the right track, but may have had Satan hide the truth from you.<br /><br />Jesus DID paint his nails pink -- but they happened to be <i>these</i> nails. Once those skirt wearing Sanhedrin saw that he had divine mastery of the chromatic scale as manifested in these holy relics, they <i>knew</i> they could not compete, even if they were simply fabulous and he was just a sweaty carpenter. <br /><br />When they were done with their prophesied deed, they rubbed the nails with polish remover and bent them into misshapen pegs - hoping they were unrecognizable! <br /><br />It was just like when JonBenet Ramsey was more beautiful than the rest of the gussied up tiara toddlers. Something had to be done.<br /><br />Now, the truth has been discovered! By extracting and testing the DNA left in these nails, we can prove once and for all that Jesus was his own ancestor and therefore NOT gay! Q.E.D. Muthaf*ckahs!!jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-90843507826394326832011-04-12T21:35:30.661-04:002011-04-12T21:35:30.661-04:00Sir General Sir:
Good to know sir...
Yeah...
Uh h...Sir General Sir:<br /><br />Good to know sir...<br />Yeah...<br />Uh huh...<br />Righty roo...<br /><br />How do we use this against the dumocrats who are trying to balance the budget by raising the tax rate against good christian corporate entities who don't exist?<br /><br />Just asking...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03012583569110493182noreply@blogger.com