tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post6515684433422442764..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Suggestions for the new conservative BibleUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-49018509464445059412009-10-10T22:40:01.778-04:002009-10-10T22:40:01.778-04:00Bit late on commenting on this 'un, because I ...Bit late on commenting on this 'un, because I was on a quick holiday over to Kiwiland, but I gotta say this is one of your best. Snot flew out my nose reading it, which is not as big a compliment as it might seem, because now that I'm back on the Big Dusty Island, I'm re-exposed to some damn thing I'm allergic to. Still, this was farking inspired, General.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-82916525084188867962009-10-08T17:56:28.585-04:002009-10-08T17:56:28.585-04:00You know it seems they talk about wine a lot in th...You know it seems they talk about wine a lot in the bible (at least I think they do) and wine sure seems like a pussy drink so maybe they ought to change all mentioning of wine to beer or budweiser?The Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293362820027077440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-11675077571422912962009-10-06T21:00:31.393-04:002009-10-06T21:00:31.393-04:00Truly, conservatives are proving that the Bible is...Truly, conservatives are proving that the Bible is the unerring word of God by removing all the errs.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-14707285290970237272009-10-06T17:45:58.611-04:002009-10-06T17:45:58.611-04:00Love the site. Keep fighting general, and in the m...Love the site. Keep fighting general, and in the mean time, check out my site:<br /><br />www.jesusbloggingchrist.comChrist, Jesus H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10757862754334767567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-21951055169442562842009-10-06T11:22:41.341-04:002009-10-06T11:22:41.341-04:00Conservapedia should also fix up that commie-tinge...Conservapedia should also fix up that commie-tinged “Sermon on the Mount” to something more wealth-friendly—and perhaps retitle it “Sermon on the Millionaires:”<br /><br />“ And when thou prayest, thou shalt be as the televangelists are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward in silk suits, and limousines, and private jets, and mansions, and vacation homes.<br />But thou, when thou prayest, envy in thy closet, and tithe in order that sacred opulence shall be rewarded openly.”<br />(Matthew 6:5-6)<br /><br />“Blessed are the military contractors, for they shall be called the children of General Dynamics.<br />Blessed are they which are persecuted for Republicans' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of Halliburton.”<br />(Matthew 5:9-10)cognitive dissidenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09184238731569028494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-298810100835202552009-10-06T00:30:46.070-04:002009-10-06T00:30:46.070-04:00Truly, a Way into the Light is provided by your im...Truly, a Way into the Light is provided by your improvements. May the Lord spank you in a provocative fashion!<br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.com