tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post6705916003646897343..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: The Opinuary ColumnUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-20919024140639561452010-09-04T07:42:15.741-04:002010-09-04T07:42:15.741-04:00Bukko Canukko:
I looked at that ChristWire thing....Bukko Canukko:<br /><br />I looked at that ChristWire thing. Them boys are in deep doo-doo. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature, but it's insane to fuck with 900 foot, lazereyez Baby JESUS!democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-18632228216926880582010-09-03T17:58:47.754-04:002010-09-03T17:58:47.754-04:00In other news, did you know there are satirical we...In other news, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/04/us/04beliefs.html?_r=1&hp" rel="nofollow">did you know there are satirical websites that pretend to be outrageously Christian and they fake people out? It must be true, because I read about it in the New York Times.</a> Imagine that!Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-79215927753664154752010-09-03T12:29:27.068-04:002010-09-03T12:29:27.068-04:00Mr. mjs, Sir:
When I see the Impalinator I get th...Mr. mjs, Sir:<br /><br />When I see the Impalinator I get this sort of wimpish feeling in my manquipment. It's not that, like most good KKKristianists I don't have long periods of manquipment listlessness (I mean how many frikkin' kids do I want, after all?); no, it's just that the majority of those feelings are kindasorta generalized, y'knowudimean? Sure, I get weepy sometimes after watchin' "Old Yeller" or "Birth of Nations"--that's a three-hoodie job if I ever watched one--but it's something else. <br /><br />When Mistress Sarah looks at me (from the poster I keep on the bathroom door) I just feel worthless and my manquipment goes into reverse tryin' to climb up somewhere north of my liver. It's weird and scary.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-70264001883658692392010-09-03T11:43:12.579-04:002010-09-03T11:43:12.579-04:00Sister Sairy is scary when she talks dirty about u...<a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2010/10/sarah-palin-201010?currentPage=all" rel="nofollow">Sister Sairy is scary when she talks dirty about us.</a> But she is our North Star!Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-82551092786653602132010-09-03T02:30:47.329-04:002010-09-03T02:30:47.329-04:00With apologies to Cyndi:
Well, I see them all day...With apologies to Cyndi:<br /><br />Well, I see them all day on my Teevee,<br />Beck and Doocey and O-Reil-ly<br />Their eyes gaze North for that Palin whore,<br />But when she goes 'South', it ain't for their shows,<br />She writes on her hand to refresh her mind<br />But that hand's refreshment will make her blind<br /><br />She bop--he bop--a--we bop<br />I bop--you bop--a--they bop<br />Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,<br />She hopes He will understand<br />She bop--he bop--a--we bop<br />I bop--you bop--a--they bop<br />Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,<br />Oo--oo--she--do--she bop--she bop<br /><br />Hey hey, they dream of giving her some bone,<br />But she can't keep her hand off her own danger zone,<br />No, you can't touch her with your dirty paws <br />Unless you've a Hundred Thou and a bendy straw<br /><br />She bop--he bop--a--we bop<br />I bop--you bop--a--they bop<br />Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,<br />She hopes He will understand<br />She bop--he bop--a--we bop<br />I bop--you bop--a--they bop<br />Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,<br />Oo--oo--she--do--she bop--she bopjcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.com