tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post686473784737378825..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Leon Thompson Goes To HellUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-64179289339134539012009-12-18T19:03:51.798-05:002009-12-18T19:03:51.798-05:00Leaon is a blasphemer! How dare he say that someth...Leaon is a blasphemer! How dare he say that something not "like in the Bible". THAT's why he'll be going to Hell. Next thing you kow he'll tell us that Jesus was a brown person and was an apocalyptic Jew who believed that God's judgement would come in his immediate follower's lifetimes.<br />Of course, that's ridiculous. We all know that Jesus was blond and blue eyed, and that Jesus said that the Kingdom wouldn't come until The Cars of NAS provide wholesome firey crashing entertaimment for the whole family.Doc Railgunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16808605139309232776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-13093919974631339792009-12-18T12:23:17.311-05:002009-12-18T12:23:17.311-05:00Damn! Guess I'll have to go back to Drano shot...Damn! Guess I'll have to go back to Drano shots...MirrorManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13939270457522621817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-21472160121092102092009-12-17T14:37:29.560-05:002009-12-17T14:37:29.560-05:00"Uh, can I have what Leon's having?
Make..."Uh, can I have what Leon's having?<br /><br />Make it a double!"<br /><br />Sorry, MirrorMan; one skullfuck per customer. It's for your own good.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-3523194180249875602009-12-17T11:25:15.060-05:002009-12-17T11:25:15.060-05:00Uh, can I have what Leon's having?
Make it a ...Uh, can I have what Leon's having?<br /><br />Make it a double!MirrorManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13939270457522621817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-4523961825570303162009-12-17T11:11:41.295-05:002009-12-17T11:11:41.295-05:00So you're saying that God will "Leap on y...So you're saying that God will "Leap on your lap/in the middle of your sewing/for there's nothing he enjoys like a horrible muddle"?Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15126750605069711353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-43786698126577131282009-12-17T09:00:36.697-05:002009-12-17T09:00:36.697-05:00This sure enough is a bizarre sight in the middle ...<i>This sure enough is a bizarre sight in the middle of all this shit.</i><br /><br />Tyrone 'Clean' MillerJoe Visionaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03036185687122768326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-40613804925946171432009-12-17T06:09:09.801-05:002009-12-17T06:09:09.801-05:00Genral, Sir:
For me it wasn't mushrooms what ...Genral, Sir:<br /><br />For me it wasn't mushrooms what got me to see GOD. I was nursing a bad cold and a friend offered to treat it with some magical herbs that he rolled into a "spliff" and had me smoke (he smoked some too, so's I'd know it wasn't poison--in fact he smoked a LOT of it). While I was waiting for the therapewtik affect to kick in he said he was gonna take a shower. <br /><br />So, I was reading a comic book and then I noticed this baggy full of capsules on his table. I took a couple of them that looked like Contac. When he came out after his shower (he was dressed, we ain't pervs) I told him that I had helped myself to some of his cold medicine. He laughed and said it was "acid" whatever that is.<br /><br />Well, anyhow, I thought it was bad when my nose was running. That was nothing compared to what happened when my little soldier melted and my eyes popped out like they was on springs! That was one HELL of a cold, Sir!!democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-77604409048888197192009-12-17T04:55:33.863-05:002009-12-17T04:55:33.863-05:00Sign that boy up as a guest blogger! Put him in Cl...Sign that boy up as a guest blogger! Put him in Cline's place...Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-77069365389938758672009-12-17T00:04:07.385-05:002009-12-17T00:04:07.385-05:00Leon Thompson may be the John Kennedy Toole of the...Leon Thompson may be the John Kennedy Toole of the new century. I hope he's working on a novel.Buttermilk Skyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07430011403223875192noreply@blogger.com