tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post7129534194707027072..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: My Amazon Review of a Christian Romance NovelUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-28079907370190624062010-03-20T02:12:58.798-04:002010-03-20T02:12:58.798-04:00Brilliant as usual, sir. I might point out that Gl...Brilliant as usual, sir. I might point out that <i>Gladiator</i> is flawed for lack of dinosaurs in the coliseum as well.Matt Osbornehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00775385227870993490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-67738161841573974372010-03-17T11:00:44.617-04:002010-03-17T11:00:44.617-04:00General, Sir:
You know that I'm as committed ...General, Sir:<br /><br />You know that I'm as committed to the cause as anybody but sometimes you say something that's just gotta be straightened out. "Christian Romance", Sir? between a man and a woman? C'mon, Sir, we all know better. Man'n'wifely sex is about all sortsa stuff but not about "romance"--sheesh! <br /><br />I mean how romantic can cryin' and pukin' be? <br /><br />Now, hangin' out at "Feelin' Good Gents' Club", that might count as romanitcal. We're havin' a special today on lepercon lap dances.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-91745869455940463572010-03-17T02:33:18.653-04:002010-03-17T02:33:18.653-04:00Are there any gladiators in the book? If so, I wil...Are there any gladiators in the book? If so, I will look forward to the movie.Rev.Paperboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561796588927776371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-13460255091898718222010-03-16T22:46:53.705-04:002010-03-16T22:46:53.705-04:00Isn’t “Break Like the Wind” the name of a Spinal T...Isn’t “Break Like the Wind” the name of a Spinal Tap album?Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-82762514759913021742010-03-16T22:21:46.379-04:002010-03-16T22:21:46.379-04:00*sigh* I find this all so confusing.
One devout p...*sigh* I find this all so confusing. <br />One devout person tells me that I believe that dinosaurs walked with men. Another tells me I believe that dinosaur fossils are nothing but a test of faith since they aren't in the bible, therefore didn't exist.<br /><br />Tell me oh General, what do I believe?<br /><br />PS. I didn't read the ladies book, I just looked at the pictures. Does that make me gay?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-25672942974344627282010-03-16T21:54:03.166-04:002010-03-16T21:54:03.166-04:00I think "A Break in the Wind" would be a...I think "A Break in the Wind" would be a better title for this tome.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01511771923469786536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-79189525354460322262010-03-16T21:46:28.098-04:002010-03-16T21:46:28.098-04:00won’t reading ladies’ books make you gay?
It'...<i>won’t reading ladies’ books make you gay?</i><br /><br />It's just like how defending terrrrrrists makes you one, and how any lawyer who defends accused murdererrrrrrrs also goes on to kill little old ladies to take their lunch money. Some things are so eeeeeeevil that merely bumping up against them, or thinking good thoughts instead of hating on them as hard as you can, will rub off on you and you become a convert.<br /><br />That's why it's so important for Christians never to touch anyone afflicted with teh ghey. Reading, lawyering, gheying -- it's the same as cooties!Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-47420469271071613902010-03-16T18:40:03.515-04:002010-03-16T18:40:03.515-04:00But General, won’t reading ladies’ books make you ...<i>But General, won’t reading ladies’ books make you gay?</i><br /><br />Reading in general will make you gay. And since you are reading this, you are now gay. I, however, am typing in tongues and cannot read, so I am as straight as a stiffy on Rock-Hard Stiffy Night.<br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-9317763235187581382010-03-16T13:15:28.146-04:002010-03-16T13:15:28.146-04:00But General, won’t reading ladies’ books make you ...But General, won’t reading ladies’ books make you gay?Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-46497099419098193962010-03-16T12:03:19.576-04:002010-03-16T12:03:19.576-04:00Thank goodness the stego was GETTING the rogering ...Thank goodness the stego was GETTING the rogering instead of GIVING it. Because that would HURT ol' Marcus Valerian.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-41897840885023761302010-03-16T03:24:58.178-04:002010-03-16T03:24:58.178-04:00General, I studied Roman History in University, al...General, I studied Roman History in University, albeit, a Liberal college. I seem to recall that Tacitus mentions somewhere in his Annals or his History, that Sulla conquered the dinosaurs before Caesar or even Valerian came to power. But I'm old and nearly senile, so I could be wrong.SeattleDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985103979828794599noreply@blogger.com