tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post7187658532806624828..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Amazon Review: Perfect Proofs Without Extra SauceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-84789472551584725292009-02-22T08:44:00.000-05:002009-02-22T08:44:00.000-05:00As creationist crazies go, this one has more appea...As creationist crazies go, this one has more appeal than the rest of the bunch.Masked Evangelisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13720509928970878284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-56962759523715220552009-02-21T18:04:00.000-05:002009-02-21T18:04:00.000-05:00I aims to please!I aims to please!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-31321394324266510802009-02-21T00:31:00.000-05:002009-02-21T00:31:00.000-05:00Lance Link, Secret Chimp??!!!??? Wow - I loved tha...Lance Link, Secret Chimp??!!!??? Wow - I loved that show and have not thought of it in probably 35 years! Thank you, DvE! How prescient it was!Alicia Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15511442340230612957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-8016974049456099682009-02-20T13:15:00.000-05:002009-02-20T13:15:00.000-05:00"God made bananas to fit in our hands" Yo Gen,If t..."God made bananas to fit in our hands" <BR/><BR/>Yo Gen,<BR/>If this is true, then what the fuck is up with the pineapple?Bill from Doverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10978819102096594996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-37391222070401549522009-02-20T11:03:00.000-05:002009-02-20T11:03:00.000-05:00Then there’s this. Can’t believe I forgot to post...Then there’s <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5wuFMsKe0" REL="nofollow">this</A>. Can’t believe I forgot to post this link on Darwin Day.<BR/><BR/>(Full Disclosure: “Tom Younger” is my brother.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-13231503042353370122009-02-20T09:41:00.000-05:002009-02-20T09:41:00.000-05:00Dear Sir –your arguments are brillant, the one I l...Dear Sir –<BR/><BR/>your arguments are brillant, the one I like best is this:<BR/><BR/>>I'm particularly fond of how he proves the existence of God by pointing out the perfection of the banana and the fact that the atmosphere is 78.09% nitrogen and 20.95% oxygen--"the exact mixture that his [Adam's] lungs and blood needed to survive."<<BR/><BR/>It reminds me a bit of Voltaire's Professor Pangloss in "Candide" who deduces the existence of a creator by reference to the shape of his nose which provides a most perfect fit for the glasses he wears.<BR/><BR/>Voltaire’s "Candide" is 25o years old though, so chances might be quite good that it could be forgotten in those illiterate atheistic circles.<BR/><BR/>F.zeichen-bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09524361468772426759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-5831910386926457802009-02-20T09:25:00.000-05:002009-02-20T09:25:00.000-05:00Dude! Your review is the featured positive review,...Dude! Your review is the featured positive review, and my review is the featured negative review. We should totally have a wrestling contest in a swimming pool full of bananas. Once you see my profile pic, I'm sure you'll agree to it. I cannot lose. <BR/><BR/>See my blog for a thorough review of Comfort's thingy.Zizturhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02420351805659669113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-51854221875331149692009-02-20T07:43:00.000-05:002009-02-20T07:43:00.000-05:00General, Sir:Excuse my impertinence, please, but d...General, Sir:<BR/><BR/>Excuse my impertinence, please, but doesn't Ray look like a guy who WANTS the extra sauce?democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-52793385992238251822009-02-20T02:04:00.000-05:002009-02-20T02:04:00.000-05:00General Sir,I had a turd roughly the shape and siz...General Sir,<BR/><BR/>I had a turd roughly the shape and size of a banana (I am a big man with a mostly grain, veg, fruit and nut diet), with roughly the same "grip ridges". Does G*d intend me to grasp it? For what purpose? Flinging? <BR/><BR/>Please advise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-14677046187415614042009-02-20T00:27:00.000-05:002009-02-20T00:27:00.000-05:00I saw the Darwin fish, I saw the Jesus fishI saw t...I saw the Darwin fish, I saw the Jesus fish<BR/>I saw the Fish 'n Chips and sighed<BR/>But the miracle of loaves and fishes<BR/>Will never beat banana cream pie<BR/><BR/>Oooh ya!<BR/><BR/>++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-47891129998750489102009-02-19T22:04:00.000-05:002009-02-19T22:04:00.000-05:00The natural form of banana's have seeds the size o...The natural form of banana's have seeds the size of buckshot and nearly as hard. I was man's understanding of science, specifically genetics, that lean to discover of how to breed triploid plants, that lead to seedless bananas.chuckgoeckehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03677630546124687878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-75891149585853603952009-02-19T21:11:00.000-05:002009-02-19T21:11:00.000-05:00Could Dr. Comfort confirm if this is the best way ...Could Dr. Comfort confirm if this is the best way to utilize our god-given bananas? You'll need to forward to 2:19 into the video.<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoMtMeiSyCEI'm Just a Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01391643991238122902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-34738224550099152622009-02-19T20:35:00.000-05:002009-02-19T20:35:00.000-05:00Heir Fuhrer...I mean GeneralYour eloquent review c...Heir Fuhrer...I mean General<BR/>Your eloquent review combined with that delicious photo of the Comfort-er has made my banana fit snuggly in the palm of my hand...for Jesus.<BR/>This is truly a veiny purple gift from Heaven.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12357230733068869429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-88301851964270117872009-02-19T19:59:00.000-05:002009-02-19T19:59:00.000-05:00I dunno. I just don't think this internets booksel...I dunno. I just don't think this internets bookselling thing is ever going to catch on.SeattleDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985103979828794599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-17758734310702085572009-02-19T19:47:00.000-05:002009-02-19T19:47:00.000-05:00This is full of awesome and WIN!This is full of awesome and WIN!Rev. Ouabachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750423741735453398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-49679304943896911952009-02-19T19:09:00.000-05:002009-02-19T19:09:00.000-05:00@Bukko: "The banana is the WORST example to use as...@Bukko: "The banana is the WORST example to use as proof of the evidence of G*d! Because monkeys like 'em too!"<BR/><BR/>Or perhaps because a wild banana looks nothing like the one our brother Dr. Comfort is talking about and has lots of annoyingly large seeds in it. It's only through the devil's handiwork (or more likely man-made selection) that we get the banana that he holds.MXHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722222417875746132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-57699449735589788672009-02-19T18:55:00.000-05:002009-02-19T18:55:00.000-05:00"It may be the best primer for defeating an atheis..."It may be the best primer for defeating an atheist I've ever read."<BR/><BR/>Yes, lies are the best policy for "defeating" an atheist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-84303903178679475612009-02-19T18:23:00.000-05:002009-02-19T18:23:00.000-05:00deacon democommie, I stand corrected and blame it ...deacon democommie, I stand corrected and blame it all on my respectful and subservient nature. I'm so pleased to see that my prayers and I hope the congregation as a hole have had such a positive effect on the aforementioned prayer item. Have a blessed day in your battle with the dark forces hiding in the deep recesses of the potty mouth. respectfullty submitted in lower case,knowdoubthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647184346948896676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-52783131886669774492009-02-19T18:12:00.000-05:002009-02-19T18:12:00.000-05:00I can’t help it. When I see Dr. Comfort waving th...I can’t help it. When I see Dr. Comfort waving that banana all suggestive-like, alls I can think of is <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lancelot_Link,_Secret_Chimp" REL="nofollow"><I>Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp</I></A>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-47642100575261559862009-02-19T17:17:00.000-05:002009-02-19T17:17:00.000-05:00The unpeeled banana also fits perfectly into an or...The unpeeled banana also fits perfectly into an orifice for which God never intended it. I've seen it happen. On DVD, of course, during a fact-finding weekend at an anti-porn Christian retreat. Most of us, being aware of Brother Dr. Comfort's banana parables, at first could not believe that what we were witnessing was not some kind of CGI special effect, even though our wives assured us it was well within the realm of possibility. Therefore we were forced to review the scene again and again, and many times magnification, until the last member was convinced that, contrary to Brother Dr. Comfort's assertion, the banana is in fact the devil's fruit.Jeff Crookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386092048101815743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-1245595727793080792009-02-19T14:43:00.000-05:002009-02-19T14:43:00.000-05:00Who knew bbq could be so erotic? Wait? Was I supp...Who knew bbq could be so erotic? Wait? Was I supposed to be convinced of g-o-d's existence or turned on?I'm Just a Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01391643991238122902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-53914509293670037542009-02-19T13:41:00.000-05:002009-02-19T13:41:00.000-05:00Brother Knowdoubt:It is always "democommie" (small...Brother Knowdoubt:<BR/><BR/>It is always "democommie" (small "d") and, NEVER, EVER, "Sir".<BR/><BR/>I have thought about that and I have really worked on that fucking potty mouth thing, no shit, I really have.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-20234690465512642682009-02-19T12:08:00.000-05:002009-02-19T12:08:00.000-05:00Democommie sir, have you thought of satan in conne...Democommie sir, have you thought of satan in connection with your posting and other afflictions/problems, I haven't had any problems. Just wondering.... maybe it's the potty mouth he objects to, might be worth a shot, try cleaning that mouth out with a sacred banana and report back to the congregation with the results. Respectfully offering my prayers for what afflicts you, have a blessed day!knowdoubthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647184346948896676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-81155605504245213412009-02-19T11:26:00.000-05:002009-02-19T11:26:00.000-05:00General Sir!I am glad to report that 60 of 64 peop...General Sir!<BR/><BR/>I am glad to report that 60 of 64 people felt your review was valuable. I added one more to that account.<BR/><BR/>It was the least I could do as you are practically the Mother Theresa of the blogsphere.kindnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17225840741324468928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-54281687465531684652009-02-19T07:26:00.000-05:002009-02-19T07:26:00.000-05:00General, Sir:This new commenting thing? It's teh ...General, Sir:<BR/><BR/>This new commenting thing? It's teh SUCK! Half the time it won't let me comment or once it does it won't let me back on the front page of the blog. WTF, Sir?democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.com