tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post7740898941435370010..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Of Sarah, Glory Rings, Worship Hammers, and TonguesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-9168352283562552832011-04-26T17:53:34.568-04:002011-04-26T17:53:34.568-04:00I had a very different understanding of what a “gl...<i>I had a very different understanding of what a “glory ring” was. Very different.</i><br /><br />Brother von Davers, are you sure you didn't mean <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glory%20hole" rel="nofollow">"glory <b>hole</b>"?</a><br /><br /><i>(Gosh, did I have a hard time finding a link that would make it past Teh Gen'l's purity filters. But I had a great time researching!)</i>Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-91338279154237262092011-04-26T13:47:01.781-04:002011-04-26T13:47:01.781-04:00As usual, the wacko doesn't understand simple ...As usual, the wacko doesn't understand simple geography and/or coordinates. <br /><br />All of her "longitudes" should be latitudes. There is a difference, just ask a pilot of a ship captain.<br /><br />And if Strathroy, ONT. (42.57.08 latitude, 81.37.28 longitude) is a city of promise then I'm positive she is full of crap. I've been there.<br /><br />No offense to any hosers who might be reading this.Rene ala Cartehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02577022634337367550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-84938197417352295352011-04-26T12:07:35.521-04:002011-04-26T12:07:35.521-04:00Also: I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that speaking-in-...Also: I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that speaking-in-tongues thing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIaxSxEqKtA" rel="nofollow">somewhere else</a> …Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-5404253623214479452011-04-26T12:05:04.454-04:002011-04-26T12:05:04.454-04:00I had a very different understanding of what a “gl...I had a very different understanding of what a “glory ring” was. Very different.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-38628864823254563702011-04-26T07:50:14.183-04:002011-04-26T07:50:14.183-04:00General, Sir:
I was down in my wine cellar*, yest...General, Sir:<br /><br />I was down in my wine cellar*, yesterday, and I was using a 12# sledge hammer to straighten out a support wall that I built under a main beam. That mothahjumper is HEAVY. A 40# hammer? Sweet, suffrin' steeldrivin' JESUS!! <br /><br />Swingin' his hammer for JESUS may make this feller think he's got a gift. I would just advise him to not go see "Thor". I mean that ain't no man swingin' a hammer for GOD, it's a god swingin' it for man; I'm just sayin's, all.<br /><br /><br /><br />*Okay, it's just the cellar, but I did bring some Night Train with me.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-8758280496804166732011-04-25T20:43:26.991-04:002011-04-25T20:43:26.991-04:00The reason these people are doing the Lord's w...The reason these people are doing the Lord's work is because He is really, really lazy. If you go to His house and the door bell rings He almost never gets up to get it, and if He does get up it's only because He thinks there might be a pizza delivery. Let's face it: God has become something of a galactic embarrassment. Think He's gonna answer your prayers? Why, He won't even clear His own plate. Hate to be a downer, but it had to be said.mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-73788843581751203342011-04-25T19:34:19.732-04:002011-04-25T19:34:19.732-04:00That spicking in tongues ain't so special. He&...That spicking in tongues ain't so special. He's just talkin' Eye-talian. I don't talk Eye-tie, but I know that preacher was doing it because of how he was waving his hands when he did it. All them spaghetti-heads do that. We were in Venice on holiday a couple weeks ago and my eyeballs got dizzy just trying to follow their hands. <i>(To make sure they weren't getting out switchblades, you know. Lotsa Italians carry them. They're the ones who taught the Meskins that trick, I think.)</i><br /><br />Meanwhile, all that talk from Sister Sarah about pulling it out, annointing oils, her twin brother, steely heads that pounded, pounded, pounded... That would get me hot and bothered like it was the plot of some pre-verted insectivorous filthmovie, except I know it's all in the service of God, just like Lot and his daughters.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-58776187662387268182011-04-24T20:31:53.598-04:002011-04-24T20:31:53.598-04:00You also might like the Honey Fed Worms. Try Devon...You also might like the Honey Fed Worms. Try Devonian Love, Cave Babe... or 1963 if you're into poli-schlock.<br />http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/honeyfedworms#GDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02253452520282667052noreply@blogger.com