tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post7741757965953575570..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: John Ensign Loves the Sting of a Good Promisekeepers' SpatulaUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-69860536337694067022009-06-19T00:19:12.405-04:002009-06-19T00:19:12.405-04:00Mr. mjs, Sir and Counsellor von Ebers:
Fuckin'...Mr. mjs, Sir and Counsellor von Ebers:<br /><br />Fuckin'A, doods.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-78202690370964380272009-06-18T20:53:30.586-04:002009-06-18T20:53:30.586-04:00MJS: Aymen, brother.MJS: Aymen, brother.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-41934209019933439942009-06-18T19:31:13.491-04:002009-06-18T19:31:13.491-04:00Dave von Ebers: I thin you hitt the nale on he hed...Dave von Ebers: I thin you hitt the nale on he hed!<br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-30642409661655569702009-06-18T18:13:51.633-04:002009-06-18T18:13:51.633-04:00Sir,
As always, your astute observation of impen...Sir,<br /> As always, your astute observation of impending threats and willingness to serve is commendable. <br />Clarity and spatulas in the afternoon - Well done, Sir.Cpl. Stevanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10073721218063258063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-3110732559236238992009-06-18T17:07:45.184-04:002009-06-18T17:07:45.184-04:00I always wonder what inspires folks to post commen...I always wonder what inspires folks to post comments correcting spelling and/or grammatical errors in a bit like this. Especially when we all know what the General meant anyways. As an erstwhile (I like to think, “retired”) blogger who posted only about a tenth the number of posts the General posts in a given month, I know I made the occasional blooper myself. But I always figured it comes with the territory, especially when one posts at least once a day and tries to make a living at a regular day job in the meantime.<br /><br />Slack cutting is underrated, ask me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-51043605067009711852009-06-18T15:38:12.154-04:002009-06-18T15:38:12.154-04:00That should be "taut" not "taught&q...That should be "taut" not "taught"; and "I used' to worry," not "use."<br />Otherwise a fine post, sir. Keep the faith.<br /><br />Horace FudpuckerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-30282873514581244642009-06-18T11:25:58.076-04:002009-06-18T11:25:58.076-04:00Who is the unidentified woman he's standing ne...Who is the unidentified woman he's standing next to? Daughter, cousin, niece? Surely not the wife.dpjbrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12680203407323600453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-56472938069875537702009-06-18T10:50:18.716-04:002009-06-18T10:50:18.716-04:00Maybe the Good, Wise Sarah Palin, who represents w...Maybe the Good, Wise Sarah Palin, who represents women of all ages, could offer some words of counsel, since the Letterman gig is about over.<br /><br />~~~NomiNomihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09446951216134727755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-54861317054613724372009-06-18T10:18:05.774-04:002009-06-18T10:18:05.774-04:00We should have learned long ago that when the Righ...We should have learned long ago that when the Righties and Fundies point fingers, it means their own sinning has already begun. <br /><br />May their diety have mercy on their lying bullshit puny selves. The rest of us stopped caring awhile ago.dpjbrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12680203407323600453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-54057858517896685772009-06-18T07:06:02.902-04:002009-06-18T07:06:02.902-04:00General, Sir:
There are no photos, anywhere, afai...General, Sir:<br /><br />There are no photos, anywhere, afaik, of Ms. Hampton. There is an ex-Jehovah's Witness by that name who might be the party except that I think her, erm, religious differences might be a problem.<br /><br />The good news is that either James or Josh Brolin could play Senaturd Ensign (Hidethesalami-Nevada). I'm sure that he wasn't schtupping the lady's hubby, too. Although, it does make one wonder about his scrawled memo to staff, some months back, that he would be spending a number of the coming weekends "in the Hamptons".<br /><br />NB:<br /><br />Sir, this new commenting thing is, how can I say this diplomatically? completely fucked.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-16267956278552860592009-06-18T00:44:07.790-04:002009-06-18T00:44:07.790-04:00The Promisekeepers are the new Fuckyoulaters.
+++...The Promisekeepers are the new Fuckyoulaters.<br /><br />++++<br /><br />p.s. A trick I learned: when I start to fantasize about having sex with my wife's girlfriends, who always stand towering above me like the turgid valkyries that they are, riding hard upon my back as they wield their vulcanized man-props...I forgot what the trick was...was it a warm washcloth? And just to be very clear here: I have never mictorated on a leather jungle harness. <br /><br />I'm glad we had this chat. <br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-76663857998005656712009-06-18T00:15:52.913-04:002009-06-18T00:15:52.913-04:00Wow.. I guess the Promisekeepers get all the actio...Wow.. I guess the Promisekeepers get all the action.SeattleDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985103979828794599noreply@blogger.com