tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post8023453304717170320..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: The Nude Barbie ProjectUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-73927621675564981962009-05-04T16:37:00.000-04:002009-05-04T16:37:00.000-04:00If Yahweh behaved like Mattel there would have bee...If Yahweh behaved like Mattel there would have been only one set of humans, and they would have perished rather quickly. Unable to procreate, urinate or defecate, they would have died from sepsis that first day or two. A sadder pair of dolls does not exist.<br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-89593767109749720142009-05-04T14:01:00.000-04:002009-05-04T14:01:00.000-04:00>Do you think one of your factory workers would...><I>Do you think one of your factory workers would be able to draw them in with a Sharpie?</I>General, Sir!<br /><br />I did this Back In The Day with one of my sister's Barbies. She went straight to Mom, natch, and Mom said, "David, that's not very nice." I had the distinct impression that she was desperately trying not to laugh.David E. Sallishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08521297362016140049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-90137936675536049442009-05-04T13:58:00.000-04:002009-05-04T13:58:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.David E. Sallishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08521297362016140049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-5681302506854917692009-05-04T01:17:00.000-04:002009-05-04T01:17:00.000-04:00Pity the poor, underpaid call-center employee. We ...Pity the poor, underpaid call-center employee. We are forced to be nice with asshats and assholes of every caliber and description.Matt Osbornehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00775385227870993490noreply@blogger.com