tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post8801170189881583122..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: Questions About JesusUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-53367404714284852862010-06-27T07:45:28.956-04:002010-06-27T07:45:28.956-04:00The boy forgot to ask about Chuck Norris. If Chuck...The boy forgot to ask about Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris came at Jesus in a one-on-one fight, could Chuck kick Jesus's ass?<br /><br />My money's on Chuck. Bet not valid if it's the 900-foot-tall Jesus, though.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-49095427564626651652010-06-27T03:13:42.977-04:002010-06-27T03:13:42.977-04:00Outstanding!Outstanding!Oaktown Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00811331454878606058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-18391086930787867852010-06-22T12:00:25.684-04:002010-06-22T12:00:25.684-04:00A couple of she bears... maybe. Five polar bears; ...A couple of she bears... maybe. Five polar bears; not unless they are hindered by a thick coating of oil. No fuckin' way.Bill from Doverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10978819102096594996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-67125786854633128032010-06-21T20:41:14.786-04:002010-06-21T20:41:14.786-04:00I have suspected for a long, long time that the de...I have suspected for a long, long time that the deepest revelations regarding the ultimate mystery of existence would in fact boil down to a boxing match between a Middle Eastern messiah and a polar bear. But I never suspected five polar bears! That's a twist that just keeps on twisting.<br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-89254833394922886382010-06-21T20:39:00.939-04:002010-06-21T20:39:00.939-04:00Waitaminnit. Jesus wasn’t a Power Ranger?! I want ...Waitaminnit. Jesus wasn’t a Power Ranger?! I want my money back.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08981424431669076836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-68370113388738990482010-06-21T10:34:36.013-04:002010-06-21T10:34:36.013-04:00What is this video from? I about died laughing.What is this video from? I about died laughing.Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07389421756985333320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-22703936555528093552010-06-21T08:38:22.695-04:002010-06-21T08:38:22.695-04:00Apropos, a fun read is "The first Gospel of t...Apropos, a fun read is "The first Gospel of the INFANCY of JESUS CHRIST", http://legacy.owensboro.kctcs.edu/crunyon/ce/koran-rushdie/koran/infancy_gospel.htm.<br /><br />In this gospel, which did not make it into the canon, Jesus can be a real rascal, e.g.:<br /><br />22. Another time, when the Lord Jesus was coming home in the evening with Joseph, he met a boy, who ran so hard against him, that he threw him down.<br /><br />23. To whom the Lord Jesus said, As thou hast thrown me down, so shalt thou fall, nor ever rise.<br /><br />24 And that moment the boy fell down and died.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14765701988344147870noreply@blogger.com