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Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Our Leader Served Proudly in 'Bam

I am pleased to report that those scurrilous French reports suggesting Our Leader failed to serve in Alabama have been demonstratedly dismissed. Our Leader's treasonous opponent tried to smear the Party of Righteousness but hardfearin' God-workin' believers unearthed this gem. Recruits, please salute Our Leader, The Flag, and Manliness while we thank the brave heroes of the 9921st: Alabama Mailroom Vets for Bush. While True Believers always knew that W served proudly in 'Bam, now the Left Wing Media has grits on their faces due to their Swift Boat Reportage. Yes, Maxwell (AFB's) Silver Mailbag has come down on their heads.

Remember: John Kerry spent 4 months yachting the Mekong and lounging on hospital cruises while George W Bush was the true patriot in 'Bam.

Steady Leadership in Times of Change

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