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Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Sound of Colin's Silence

Gen. Colin Powell
Colin Powell Center for Policy Students

Dear Gen. Powell,

I've been worried that you might respond to the tone of the McCain campaign's attacks on Barack Obama. After all, the fears he's promoting about black men will certainly affect you in some measure. Given all the credibility you garnered during your service to Our Leader--your presentation to the UN will define you forever--a wrong response from you could prove devastating to the campaign.

You've been silent so far, and one must assume that your silence signals assent. In most circumstances, that would be enough, but with all the Obamaslumunistofascists now screaming about McCain's racism, it's time for you to step up and do more.

We need you to lend credibility to the McCain campaign's attacks by doing an ad about how much you covet our white women. By doing so, you'll provide the McCain campaign cover as they proceed more deeply into the Mandingo phase of their campaign.

Sen. McCain needs you. America needs you. This could be your greatest moment, a moment that may even eclipse your declarations about mobile bio-weapons labs. Your moment is now. Seize it!

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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