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Monday, September 06, 2010

Little Malik doesn't celebrate commie holidays


  1. Confederepublican Jeezis knows the new meaning of "suffer the little children."

  2. General, Sir:

    On my own little blog I put a brief note about how the evil commie filth that perpetrated the unionist movement in MerKKKa are the ones to blame for this even being a holiday and wouldn't y'know one of the Gunophallicophiles dropped by to say that he was "off to work!". Is this a great country or what?

    I loves me some cheapish foreign goods, but I like it even better when I know that Sam Walton's spawn are getting even richer by exploiting that cheap foreign labor--which they augment by doing the best they can to make sure that no EVULLLLLL unions ever get a foothold in THEIR stores.

  3. I think corporations make up for shortening lives by reducing the quality of those lives, thereby making the days seem longer. It makes for a great Power Point presentation, that's for sure.


  4. And if the quality of those lives is worse, you don't mind if they're over sooner in a war or a famine or something. Even sweet, peaceful death has gotta be better than this chit! The Cathoholic Churchcorp perfected that business model back around 1100 or so.

  5. In one of my childhood's favourite games, Abe's Oddessey was the quote "Work hard, die young - Win valuable prizes!"

  6. Conservatives often defend the power of corporations by spouting how many jobs they provide to society. I'll have to save this Republican Jesus for 'em.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.