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Monday, October 31, 2011

Iran grows a pilonidal cyst

Iran is fast becoming the Rush Limbaugh of the Persian Gulf. They don't miss an opportunity to twist events to reflect their right-wing beliefs, having taken a page from the master himself, no doubt. All Iran needs now is its own radio show and some 12 year-old girls from the Dominican Republic and they can hold court on all sorts of international subjects. Come to think of it, Iran didn't serve our country during the Vietnam War--goodness, they really are just like Rush!

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Post submitted by mjs, who is very excited that Iran is Rush Limbaugh. Heck, North Korea decided to become Glenn Beck years ago, so why not?

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