tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post1936987547322678878..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: A TSA Officer Wages Spiritual Terrorism Against my Man HairsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-52462048760114264192011-03-31T05:48:12.537-04:002011-03-31T05:48:12.537-04:00Because THAT'S who's really being religiou...Because THAT'S who's really being religiously harassed at work, the poor, picked-upon Christians forced to be in the presence of heathens, apostates and heretics... Being exposed to Satan like that ought to be grounds for Social Security disability payments for the lifespan of the oppressed Christian worker.Bukko Boomerangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02424677168216647964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-75538352002107602772011-03-30T21:54:12.640-04:002011-03-30T21:54:12.640-04:00BC:
Damn, dude, were you in the nun's outfit ...BC:<br /><br />Damn, dude, were you in the nun's outfit or the wetsuit. Shoulda told me it was you, I'd comped the drinks!<br /><br />General, Sir:<br /><br />I was playing trivia last night and one of the questions was "What are the only two areas of the human body that have no hair follicles. Well, shit, pard, Sir; I knew that was a trick question, so I just wrote the answer I knew was right--the soles of the feet. Then the host of the contest says that it is the soles of the feet and PALMS of the hands. Well, I'm here to tell you that I got the points I deserved, after showing him my hands. We all had a good laugh, them more than me, I think.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-39084850128655744312011-03-30T02:12:41.492-04:002011-03-30T02:12:41.492-04:00I just this morning prayed for Justice Scalia to s...I just this morning prayed for Justice Scalia to splooge against his dash--not only did he do it, <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-scalia-traffic-ticket-20110330,0,7499934.story" rel="nofollow">he was so excited he ended up causing a "Four Car Accident"</a>! That's what we used to call it ("4 Car Pile Up") when we'd gather in the bushes behind the little dog park next to the freeway offramp--"4 Car Pile Up" meant they caught you coming and going. And no, I don't know who "they" are.mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-14613520954064550452011-03-29T22:44:41.105-04:002011-03-29T22:44:41.105-04:00General sir!
To be cursed with a shaving is unmanl...General sir!<br />To be cursed with a shaving is unmanly and degrading. Frankly, committing suicide is the only redemption.<br />I was cursed with Golden Hemorrhoids. Fortunately, I've friends at both the Sailor's bar and 'Feelin' Good Gent's Club'. Each Saturday night, all my friends line up outside the bathroom to help try and dislodge them. It seems to be difficult for them because they are always moaning and groaning whilst dislodging. The never last more than a few minutes each. It seems God sure fixed them in good. This has been going on for 3 years and I still wake up Sunday sore and with a funny sense of shame - no doubt shame of still having Golden Hemorrhoids.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344114678763643218noreply@blogger.com