tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post6060858345230245280..comments2023-12-21T04:41:43.537-05:00Comments on Jesus' General: False Accusations of Death Threats Arising From The Tubesock HolocaustUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-86380207181545001082009-06-20T18:38:27.586-04:002009-06-20T18:38:27.586-04:00General Sir!
Clearly, Pastor Tim is threatened by...General Sir!<br /><br />Clearly, Pastor Tim is threatened by your obvious authority and leadership skills in our glorious war against the LiberoIslamifascistcommunisthippies. Some people, and Pastor Tim must be one of them, know that they have only the talent to get so far, and then it's Who You Know that gets you further. And I think we all know WYK is!<br /><br />That's why he has taken to sabotaging your budding relationship with Good Sister Stank. [Oh, did I say that?] <br /><br />Stay The Course, General! Keep writing to the Good Sister in this Holy War we are waging! Sooner or later, she is bound read all of a message in its entirety and context.<br /><br />She'll be as pleased as punch to finally be able to understand what you are telling her.jcrickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04557218312416195064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-67547452764916831952009-06-19T21:52:35.776-04:002009-06-19T21:52:35.776-04:00Our priest holds an annual "Blessing of the T...Our priest holds an annual "Blessing of the Tube Socks" at Our Lady of Super Holy Manliness in Gall Bladders, Idaho. It's a pretty big deal, even though he and I are the only ones who ever show up. <br /><br />++++mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13233294798002466875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-35637513067046590882009-06-19T18:13:16.871-04:002009-06-19T18:13:16.871-04:00Is it OK to freeze tubesocks?Is it OK to freeze tubesocks?No Blood for Hubrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02380206118683017717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-75119745196382022862009-06-19T14:10:11.796-04:002009-06-19T14:10:11.796-04:00All I can say is, those are the freakin most adora...All I can say is, those are the freakin most adorable sperms I've ever seen.PattyPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15993472814874146929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-43768532983953611772009-06-19T11:53:58.140-04:002009-06-19T11:53:58.140-04:00General, Sir:
I know that the TSH is a horror tha...General, Sir:<br /><br />I know that the TSH is a horror that you and all of your adherents of the GC(Cubed)R will never stop trying to stem. I wonder if it might not be a good idea to put out some disinformation in this effort.<br /><br />If we could trick the jerkoffofascists into wrapping their tube sock around one of the nifty little pint-size quilted Mason Jelly Jars (on the pretext that it will save on laundering--and keep mom from coming across our--I mean their-- dirty little secret) then have them store the sock-wrapped jar in the cellar--right on their altar to mAnn Coulter and Michelle Melikesomelongdong--why it will be Chanticleer Coup d'etat! Not only will the SpurtoWarriors™©® be saved from a horrible death, but the natural wicking action of the cotton will keep the jars cool and the li'l guys in good shape until they can be moved to the NSBD (National Snowflake Baby Depository) in Utahan Orin's Hatch, I meant Orin Hatch's Utah, Sir. Yes, that's exactly what I meant.<br /><br />BTW, Sir; does this mean you'll be needing the Command Vehicle tuned and ready for rapid deployment? Because if you do I would suggest cutting a check for $178,362.97 to cover the costs of unmothballing and suchlike.democommiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714733977927594559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-89587369204659956492009-06-19T08:54:16.794-04:002009-06-19T08:54:16.794-04:00I suggest you turn the blog over to Mac and Sheila...I suggest you turn the blog over to Mac and Sheila and hide out in the hills until the heat dies down.<br /><br />How could she so misunderstandimate you?Miss Poppy Dixonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15661716869344219213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5099635.post-20941565504425734772009-06-19T07:27:39.303-04:002009-06-19T07:27:39.303-04:00Jesus, General..., don't you think MF might be...Jesus, General..., don't you think MF might be more appropriate? The more sensitive could pretend it stands for MisFits.knowdoubthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647184346948896676noreply@blogger.com