I am the NRA (part 3.7x1026)

Ian Stawicki loved guns, but he had a disability, mental illness, that, thanks to the Constitution-hating, gun-grabbing lobby, disqualified him from owning them. Fortunately, there were good, Second Amendment respecting citizens within his community who were willing to help him exercise his NRA-given rights despite his disability.

One was a gun dealer who is known to prize gun ownership over silly government paperwork. Others were state legislators who require county law enforcement to issue concealed carry permits to people with a history of committing violent acts. These people helped Mr. Stawicki purchase six .45-caliber or 9-mm handguns and obtain the permit he needed to carry them, hidden from view.

It was a success story, a tale of one man's triumph over a disability that prevented him from achieving his bliss.

Then, something completely unforeseeable happened. Ian Stawicki walked into Seattle's Cafe Racer and shot Drew Keriakedes, a performer who "played a foul-mouthed, singing clown" and "was a bighearted, romantic songwriter" who would read stories to neighborhood kids.

Mr. Stawicki murdered Joe Albanese, next. Joe was an "old typical musician...He'd rather play a gig and drink and have some food and call it a good night. And if he made money, that's good. And if he didn't, that's fine, too," the kind of guy who could quote lines from Marx brothers movies all night long.

Then, he killed Don Largan, "the quiet guy in glasses and a black knit cap who'd always smile and nod when you saw him. If he knew you, you were his friend...'On summer nights you could hear him playing saxophone in his back yard.'"

Leonard Meues was Stawicki's next victim, Leonard is a former research scientist who, at 46, gave up a prestigious job at the University of Washington to achieve his dream of becoming a pastry chef. Mr Meuse is the only survivor. He is now fighting for his life in a Seattle hospital.

Stawiki murdered one other unidentified person before he put on one of the victims' hats and left Cafe Racer.

Thirty-seven minutes later, in another part of town, Stawaki pulled Gloria Koch Leonidas from her car, shot her, and then drove her car over her body (911 audio) as he made his escape. Ms. Leonidas was the mother of two teenage girls.

Four hours later, Stawicki shot himself as police officers moved in to arrest him.

Who could have foreseen such an ending.

Circus Contraption -- one of the bands for which Keriakedes sang and Albanese played bass.

God Save the Governor from Butch Otter Ale

Howard Wasserstein
Deputy Director
Idaho State Liquor Division

Dear Mr. Wasserstein,

I think you were mistaken when you barred distribution of Five Wives Vodka because you believed the polygamy reference might offend Mormons. Christ, they're Mormons. They'll be offended simply because it's vodka. Hell, they won't be happy until all liquor, wine, beer, coffee, tea, and caffeinated soft drinks are banned.

You should be more concerned about alcoholic beverages that are deliberately given names that mock Idaho's good, conservative, godfearing, elected officials and bureaucrats. I'm talking about products like "Arrogant Bastard Ale, Mama’s Little Yella Pils, Old Leghumper Porter, and Nutliquor peanut butter flavored vodka. Those are the drinks you should be banning. If you don't stop them now, who knows how far they'll go.

Think about it. Picture what a Butch Otter Ale label would look like. Do you really want to explain all that leather and those nipple piercings to Gov. Otter? I don't think so. You need to nip this thing in the bud now.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

p.s. Do you think Justice Antonin Scalia would want to shoot Idaho ducks with lobbyists if he saw you selling this Trappist-style ale:

"Worse Than The...Church Paedophilia Scandal"

Der Pöpenführer is under attack. Sensitive documents stolen from the Most Holy and Sacred Pad of The Immaculate, but most Certainly Hetero and Celibate, Bachelor (MHSPICHCB) and various Vatican offices found their way into a new book about power struggles in the Holy See. This assault against Der Pöpenfüher is said to be so fierce, one Vatican insider described it as "even worse than the storm caused by the Church paedophilia scandal."

One of the first victims of the scandal was Gian Maria Vian, the editor of the official Vatican newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, whose reputation was besmirched by accusations he had leaked documents revealing a rival editor, Dino Boffo, to be a homosexualist. The Vatican responded by calling the charge that Vian had leaked the documents, "spurious and groundless," and noting that "The Holy Father Benedict XVI deplores these unjustified and offensive attacks." The Holy Ghost, however, fired Mr Boffo for his lack of commitment to the heterosexualist lifestyle.

Other leaked documents are purported to expose corruption and mismanagement at the Vatican Bank, whose president, Ettore Gotti Tedeschi, suddenly resigned last week, a €10,000 Papal Audience Fee, a half million Euro nativity scene, and the gift of a €100,000 hunk of precious fungi procured for Der Pöpenführer.

Perhaps the greatest Papal betrayal came from a man very close to His Holiness, his manservant, Paolo Gabriele. The Swiss Guard is holding him in a Vatican prison cell for stealing documents from the MHSPICHCB. Der Pöpenführer is said to be "particularly hurt with regard to...Gabriele, who he was close to, who he knew, loved and respected."

Others are concerned that Gabriele may be a scapegoat because he would not have access to many of the documents. "It would be as if the Obama's personal babysitter suddenly got access to files at the Pentagon," noted one Vatican insider."

But if not Gabriele, who? Some claim that Cardinals are leaking the documents in an effort to pressure the Vatican Secretary of State, Tarcisio Bertone, into resigning. Apparently, many of the leaked documents came from his office. No one, as yet, has pointed a finger at any specific cardinals.

Wicked, anti-Catholic heretics point to Der Pöpenführer's very very personal secretary and close, constant, but certainly most heterosexual and celibate, companion, the Teutonicly Apollonian Fr. Georg Gänswein. His "influence has grown in the last two years as have the rumours concerning attempts to drive him away from the Pope." The wicked would argue that Fr. Gänswein would have leaked the documents in a misguided attempt to help his Pappa.

Personally, I blame Cardinal George. I'm told by one Jesus' General source that Der Pöpenführer calls him, "that vicious queen who doesn't know Prada from Rubber55."

Jesus loves a sourpuss

I'm not feeling well, so for now, please enjoy this Godtube video in which the faithful follow Our Lord and Savior's admonition to "suffer the children" for a few laughs.

Best of Babies Eating Lemons - SO CUTE from kidsarecute on GodTube.

"Who Do We Kill Next"

Michael Hirsh didn't think his life could get any better. With 13 kids, a shiny new conversion to the Catholic faith, and fame as the lawyer for Jesus' favorite assassin, Paul Hill, there was no room left to add even a smidgen of additional joy to his incredible existence.

Then, the Oklahoma gave him a gift he hadn't expected. It was an incredible gift. It was the gift of hope. Hope that someday soon, if a bill in the Oklahoma Legislature passes, godfearing men like him will have the legal right to shoot OB/GYNs who threaten womb-children-Americans.

So now, Michael Hirsh, the man who couldn't be happier, has a new reason to joyfully laugh:

Hmmm. Protecting an “unborn child against any attacker”? Does that mean that anyone can protect an unborn child from “any attacker”? Will Oklahoma womb-children can breathe a little easier? Will the new Oklahoma motto be, "We got your back, baby!"?

So I've been waiting twenty years to get a laugh. Some people worry that if this Oklahoma bill passes it will be open season on abortionists. But that's not going to happen. While it has been open season on unborn children in this country for nearly forty years . . .

For abortionists, there will be a bag limit.

Now that's funny!

The Violence of the Gams

Arete at The Thinking Housewife tells us that not-men are viciously beating men with there deadly cleavage:

Immodest dress is analogous to male violence. Men who flaunt their muscles and crush beer can’s with their fists (not that I have seen much of that lately) are telling the weaker world around them, “I could crush you. Maybe I will, maybe I won’t.We’ll see. Depends how much you annoy me.” Women are stronger than men in this one way – the sight of their women’s bodies is overpowering to men. Immodest women are saying to men, “You could have sex with me, if I let you. Maybe I will, maybe I won’t. It depends how much you annoy me.”

Both behaviors are flaunting the power that one has over another weaker being and both behaviors used to be considered uncouth.

But as the myth goes: only men have ever been violent towards women not the other way around (women have no power over men whatsoever – don’t you know!) and so now that we have entered the great age of woman – when she will get her revenge for all the injustices against her by men through the ages – both real and imagined — she has decided to take her “pound of flesh.” But instead of a swift cut right above the heart like Shylock she wants to get men where it really hurts– tease and taunt with the sight of her own body, forever reminding men of their weakness before female power.

Elsewhere at The Thinking Housewife, Aditya B alerts us to the possibility that France's new First Lady, Valérie Trierweiler, may ignite a race war if she continues to wear slit skirts:

I want to ask you whether you believe that women like Valérie Trierweiler, France’s First Girlfriend, have any sense of self-awareness.

Do these women realize that most non-whites regard all white women as nothing more than a piece of meat? And when confronted by one who looks like she can accessorize her dress with a lamp post and a public defender, most non-whites will not only not take her seriously, they will not take her husband, companion, escort, whatever they call ‘em nowadays seriously. In her case, her country will not be taken seriously as most non-whites are going to conclude that it is a land of prostitutes, and indeed, they even put one on the highest pedestal of power.

Do you think white women have any idea about these perceptions? Do you think they have the slightest concern, not only for their safety and dignity, but for the safety and dignity of their compatriots?

Has it occurred to half-naked TV hosts, drunk sorority girls and the like, that images of their behaviour cause non-white men worldwide to view all white women as whores? Consequently, no white girl is safe abroad.

Are white women just deluded? Or completely stupid? Or a bit of both? Or what? I simply do not understand this behaviour.

End Times Metal

When I first saw this sign, I thought that maybe the 'ol watering hole was suffering the same toilet seat-transmitted wart affliction that brought down our annual Spartanfest in '03, '04, '05, '06, '07, '08, '09, '10, and '11.



But after looking up "Anus Disease" up on the intertubes, I learned it just an intriguing name for one of Pastor Mark Driscol's end times praise bands.

A big tip of the 'ol helmet to IF for the photo.