Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender

If you like the patriotic work we're doing, please consider donating a few dollars. We could use it. (if asked for my email, use "gen.jc.christian@gmail.com.")
Thanks!

Wednesday, March 12, 2003

I'm on leave until Friday

President Bush has invited me to bring my extensive collection of gladiator movies to Camp David. It'll be great. There's nothing quite like watching two muscular sweaty men locked in the embrace of manly combat, grappling each other roughly until one drives his long hard sword into the inviting flesh of the other. It gets the old juices flowing.

No comments:

Post a Comment

We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.