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Friday, March 14, 2003

It's time for Mr. Freedom

In Washington DC, fine God-fearing Congressmen like Walter Jones and Bob Ney, pushed less important legislation aside as they mandated that the congressional cafeteria change the names of french toast and french fries to freedom toast and freedom fries. God bless them. It's time we took their fight further by removing the last vestiges of frenchism from our popular media. Let's start by telling Warner Brothers Television president Peter Roth to dump "Family Affair" star Mr. French and replace him with Mr. Freedom.

Here's his contact info:
Peter Roth (Pres. WBTV)
300 Television Plaza
Burbank, CA 91505

I sent him the following email. Please feel free to copy it.

Dear Mr. Roth,

I was happy to learn that you are airing a remake of one of my all time favorite television shows, "Family Affair," the story of a couple of bachelors whose lives are turned upside down when they suddenly become the wards of three orphaned children. It's a wonderful show, or at least it was wonderful until recent anti-American acts by foreigners turned one of it's main characters into a virtual propaganda vehicle for those who wish to destroy our great nation.

Where once I looked upon Mr. French character with respect, I now see him as a representative of all that is wrong with the world. I think it's time you did something about it. If our Congress can clear its busy schedule to change the name of french fries to freedom fries, surely, you can spare a couple of minutes to write a memo directing that Mr French become "Mr. Freedom."

Mr. Roth, the eyes of America are upon you. Please don't let them down.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, Patriot

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