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Friday, July 30, 2004

I'm ready to serve Alabama

Dear Attorney General King,

Congratulations on your victory in Sherri Williams v. Attorney General of Alabama. Your tireless efforts to revoke the right to "sexual privacy" has freed the nation from nights spent worrying about what depraved sexual practices may be taking place next door. Now, we no longer need to worry. We can monitor such activities, ourselves.

I've always enjoyed creeping around my neighborhood and peeking into windows in the hope that I'll see my neighbors engaged in carnal acts. Thanks to you, I now have an opportunity to turn this avocation into a vocation, or in other words, to go pro. Perhaps you could assist me iachieving this dream. Will you be creating such a position in your office soon?

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot


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