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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

The formidable law blogger meets the Dean of Corn

Formidable law blogger Ann Althouse is right. Frenchmen don't give a damn about ladies' rights. You can see the evidence for this every time you turn on the TV.

That anti-Alito ad you saw was funded by a liberal organization. They oppose the Alito nomination because they want women to remain burdened with the responsibilities that come with sole ownership of their uteri. Patriots, on the other hand, want to relieve them of that burden by reclaiming women's uteri as our rightful property. We want to free women from reproductive concerns so that they can devote more of their energies to homeschooling our menchildren and fixing us dinner.

That's called chivalry. You don't see much of that anymore in blue America, but it's still very much alive in the Heartland. One need look no further than to Rep. Jean Schmidt's congressional campaign to see it in action. It's said that her campaign manager, Joe Braun, has such a high regard for women that he'll not only pay their living expenses, he'll also give them free amateur gynecological exams and show them proper Dobson discipline when they're naughty.

Rep. Schmidt sure must think the world of him. She kept him on for her current campaign, even though he nearly lost her last one.

One has to wonder if it was his idea to have her call Congressman Murtha a coward. Maybe he felt she needed a little humiliation. That's the kind of patriachial guidance only a true conservative can provide.

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