Commander, CENTCOM
Dear Gen. Abizaid,
Although I originally applauded the Army's decision to hire Hass MS&L to provide "exclusive editorial content" services to the 101st Fighting Keyboarders, I'm now convinced that it might prove to be one of the greatest military mistakes of all time. You see, Hass MS&L can't be trusted. It is owned by Publicis, a PR company based in Paris, France!How long do you think it'll take before someone squeals about these "exclusive editorial content" services and the Army joins the growing list of government agencies under investigation for breaking domestic propaganda laws? I give it a month at most.
Unfortunately, the propaganda law violation will be the least of your problems. The greatest damage to our national security will begin the moment the first blogger receives payment. I shudder when I think about the damage a handful of French Fromage-tos could do to a keyboard warrior's mind.
Please cancel this contract before it's too late.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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