Ungrateful Brown People

Sometimes it seems like the United States is working almost completely alone in laying the groundwork for Armageddon. Sure, there are a few European newspapers here and there who print cartoons with the intention of inflaming the passions of brown people, but that's really kidstuff compared to the daily humiliation, torture, and death we inflict on the Mus-Coms. We'll need to see a lot more of the latter before the brown people unite for the end times battle to usher in our savior's return.

It's ironic that a non-Christian state is the only other nation willing to approach our level of savagery in inciting brown people. The Israelis may be doomed to spend eternity in Hell, but, by gosh, you have to admire their twisted approach to pissing off the Mus-Coms. Heck, I think they might even be able to teach Our Leader a few tricks.

Take their latest provocation for instance. Building a center for tolerance on top of an Islamic graveyard is an act so brilliantly twisted it tops even John Bolton's nomination for a Nobel Peace Prize as this year's best example of the use of disingenuity as a weapon.

I have to salute them for that.