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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Breaking: More Reptilian Treachery

Update: Apparently, Pelosi had her mind control weapons trained elsewhere.

I have it on good authority that Nancy Pelosi has been training her mind-control weapons on Rep. Jerry Weller and forcing him to commit certain career ending acts. You'll hear more about it in the morning. Terrible accusations will be made about Rep. Weller's actions and the Republican House leadership's efforts to cover them up.

Just remember, Democrats are to blame. The mind control weapons belong to Nancy Pelosi. She acquired them from reptilian aliens from the Regulus star system in a deal brokered by Bill and Hillary Klinton and funded by George Soros. It was part of the same deal that allowed Hugo Chavez to acquire Vogon star cruisers.

1 comment:

  1. To the poster of this blog-- you're a moron. Have a nice day now that you have been told.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.