A rising star from the GOP's minor leagues

Loren Nelson
Candidate, WA State Senate, 43rd District

Dear Rev. Nelson,

I'm surprised I haven't seen you out campaigning with Hugh Foskett, the House candidate in your district. After all, as conservative Christians, you share many of the same values. One would think that with the combination of your experience as a minister and Foskett's Bear Creek Christian School education, you two could whip up a great values-based campaign for the 43rd.

You're making a big mistake by choosing to campaign alone. Consider all the political capital you're forgoing. Foskett is going to be a GOP superstar. A brief look at his Facebook page is all one needs to see that he has the kind of stuff to be a GOP Congressman. He's a party animal. Beers fear him and no man's "little soldier" escapes his eager grasp. He's definitely House Republican Caucus Leadership material.

So please consider doing yourself a favor by campaigning with him. But before you do, pick up one of those cups baseball players wear. You'll be glad you did.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot