Absolutely 110% heterosexual

I wonder about John Aravosis sometimes. There's just something about him that makes me wonder if he might be less than 110% committed to the heterosexual lifestyle. That's why his question about New Life Church's remaining staff and pastors doesn't worry me.

I'm sure now that Pastor Ted is gone, New Life Church is completely homosexual free. I mean, just look at these guys. They may speak in tongues, but only in a biblically approved kind of way.



They also make a lot of money, so God must approve of them.