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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

They're making a list

Kafir
The Jawa Report

Tucker Carlson
MSNBC

Neal Boortz
The Neal Boortz Show

Dear Mssrs Kafir, Carlson, and Boortz,

I'm writing you all because I think you have valuable information you need to share with each other. The Jawa Report, for instance, is promoting some very important national security work being done by a private organization called the Society of Americans for National Existence (SANE). Here's how SANE describes this work:

...we will produce an interactive digital map where you can click on any region, focus in on any state, then on any city or neighborhood, and find out which mosques and Islamic day schools are operating near your home or near a nuclear power plant or major water supply ...

And, while we don’t explicitly condone or promote citizen militias, we do condone and promote a fully informed and politically active citizenry. [emphasis mine]

At the same time, Tucker Carlson and Neal Boortz are warning us about another enemy: the dangerous Black churches attended by the likes of Barak Paula Abdul Obama and led by pastors ordained by the same people who gave Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson their reverending papers.

I'm wondering if: A) each of you knew about the information the others possessed and B) if you've thought of working together to help an organization that might describe its work as being something like this:

...we will produce an interactive digital map where you can click on any region, focus in on any state, then on any city or neighborhood, and find out which Black churches are operating near your home or near a nuclear power plant or major water supply ...

And, while we don’t explicitly condone or promote armed heritage defense organizations, we do condone and promote a fully informed and politically active citizenry. [emphasis mine]

If not, you should think about it. You were made for each other.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

1 comment:

  1. The bloke behind this rather droll project also helped Melanie Phillips of right wing rag the Daily Mail find Saddam's WMDs. He's obviously quite a guy!

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.