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Monday, July 30, 2007

Mrs. Folger's Christian Science

Janet Folger

Dear Mrs. Folger,

Unlike your detractors, I think you were right to cite Dr. Ed Field's research regarding homosexuals in your World Net Daily Column. After all, not only is he a doctor of chiropractry, his work survived a very rigorous peer review process at the Free Republic website. I think we can agree that the Free Republic is the absolute gold standard in scientific scrutiny. From what I understand, Steven Hawking vomited when he heard that KlintonBlows and MichaelMooreIsFat were reviewing his work.

I'd like to see you write about Dr. Field's other work as well, particularly the research he's done on the danger "Mongrelization" poses to the white race. It too has undergone a very rigorous peer review process, the best Stormfront has to offer. Surely, World Net Daily's readers need to know that: "black males are 20 times more likely to be bi-sexual than are White males;" "negro genes are dominant over that of the White by a four-to-one ratio;" "when an interracial baby is conceived, a White family line, thousands of years old, has instantly ceased to exist;" and "he low I.O. [sic] of Negroes has been scientifically proven to be hereditary."

The best part about his research, however, is how he utilizes biblical concepts in his analysis. Simply proving that "mongrelization" is harmful by employing important scientific tools like conjecture and anecdotal reporting isn't enough for Dr. Fields. He takes his research to the next step by citing Paul's condemnation of interracial cohabitation and the Lord our God's endorsement of slavery in Genesis.

Don't you wish secular science would do the same?

Heterosexually yours in a chaste and biblically appropriate kind of way,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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