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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

A Redesign for Cool Hand Luke

Luke Esser, heterosexual
Chair, Washington State Republican Committee

Dear Chairman Esser,

As a Washington State Republican, I'm embarrassed by our current website. Not only is it boring, it fails to tell the story of your efforts to make the Party a winning enterprise again.

Enclosed, you'll find an image of a redesign I'm proposing for the site. I think it does a much better job of showcasing what you and the Party are doing. I hope you like it.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot


McCain wins!

Counting is hard.

Really hard.

Goldstein on Chairman Esser's Heartland Values.

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